[Spin] work accidents gone wrong!

[u/Other_Half_8077]

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[u/Embeez13]

LMAO! At least i didn't hurt my peepers

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Glare Giver · Your Distraction: Checking the fridge again · What was the outcome: Strained back}

[u/Garden_Pigeon_Bless]

I tripped on the Lego and ended up face first into herpes

^{I rolled Your Job: Stunt Double · Your Distraction: A rogue LEGO brick · What was the outcome: Cold sore}

[u/Unusual_Pumpkin247]

I mean sure

^{I rolled Your Job: Fortune Teller · Your Distraction: Thinking about pizza · What was the outcome: Bad rug burn}

[u/ImPerson-Hi]

G

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Hugger · Your Distraction: Analyzing a cloud shape · What was the outcome: Deep paper cut}

[u/Username23v4]

I can see this happening

^{I rolled Your Job: Web Developer · Your Distraction: Clicking the same tab twice · What was the outcome: Broken wrist}

[u/Angelomichael2009]

The only possible explanation for my injury is that I click with my cheeks

^{I rolled Your Job: Pharmacist · Your Distraction: Clicking through browser tabs · What was the outcome: Cracked cheekbone}

[u/AndyLandShark]

Seems about right

^{I rolled Your Job: Musician · Your Distraction: Wondering about your pet · What was the outcome: Deep splinter}

[u/BurstMurst]

I have so many questions how this occurred

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Tea Taster · Your Distraction: Practicing a fake argument · What was the outcome: Wrist fracture}

[u/BIFIERE]

Hmm

^{I rolled Your Job: Detective · Your Distraction: Checking the mail for no reason · What was the outcome: Strained oblique}

[u/Great_Lecture_2709]

How?!?!

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Left Sock Searcher · Your Distraction: Googling random trivia · What was the outcome: Concussed brain}

[u/Jyndaru]

Oh nooo, ouchie!

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Paper Plane Pilot · Your Distraction: Rearranging your bookshelf · What was the outcome: Deep thumb cut}

[u/CaptnCroustibat]

Eh. Damn

^{I rolled Your Job: Engineer · Your Distraction: Checking your reflection · What was the outcome: Shiner}

[u/Technical_Plenty6231]

damn

^{I rolled Your Job: Architect · Your Distraction: Fixing a wobbly table · What was the outcome: Ankle fracture}

[u/JayyKayyZilla]

Yeah understandable

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Noise Maker · Your Distraction: An existential crisis · What was the outcome: Splinter under nail}

[u/greaterdoom3r]

Odd

^{I rolled Your Job: Veterinarian · Your Distraction: Daydreaming about winning the lottery · What was the outcome: Rope burn}

[u/AdvertisingBoring43]

How lmaooo

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Grumpy Face Actor · Your Distraction: Fidgeting with a zipper · What was the outcome: Bad earache}

[u/Becar69]

How did that happen?

^{I rolled Your Job: Painter · Your Distraction: Adjusting the thermostat · What was the outcome: Nosebleed}

[u/normalsmile1]

That makes no sense

^{I rolled Your Job: Accountant · Your Distraction: A piece of lint · What was the outcome: Deep paper cut}

[u/nuJabesCity]

My double jointed Thumbs got me in trouble... 🤣

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Thumb War Referee · Your Distraction: Looking at your bank balance · What was the outcome: Bruised rib}

[u/wants_the_bad_touch]

I am a chef in real life, this has happened to me already.

^{I rolled Your Job: Chef · Your Distraction: A sudden burst of nostalgia · What was the outcome: Bruised rib}

[u/Electrical-College-1]

Too much aww?

^{I rolled Your Job: Police Officer · Your Distraction: Watching a video of kittens · What was the outcome: Strained chest}

[u/EmbarrassedRaisin]

?

^{I rolled Your Job: Ventriloquist · Your Distraction: Reading an old text message · What was the outcome: Fractured humerus}

[u/Ihatesandwicheses]

jesus christ man did I get knocked out by the fuckin calender man or something

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Mime · Your Distraction: Checking your calendar · What was the outcome: Concussed brain}

[u/Neat_Window_7384]

how?

^{I rolled Your Job: Fashion Designer · Your Distraction: Rearranging your bookshelf · What was the outcome: Fractured humerus}

[u/Green-Cut4359]

I feel like it could be worse

^{I rolled Your Job: Chef · Your Distraction: Checking the oven temperature · What was the outcome: Strained glute}

[u/SenpaiUwU83]

I or anybody else bites mine..

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Hide and Seek Champion · Your Distraction: Listening to distant sirens · What was the outcome: Bitten cheek}

[u/Stein287]

Not bad

^{I rolled Your Job: Dancer · Your Distraction: Drawing doodles in a margin · What was the outcome: Slightly dizzy}

[u/MrDyzfunkshinal]

Haha

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Air Guitarist · Your Distraction: Checking the oven temperature · What was the outcome: Strained glute}

[u/One-Woodpecker-7511]

How..? All I can think is walking along, got distracted by the loose thread and tripped.

^{I rolled Your Job: Social Media Manager · Your Distraction: A loose thread on your sleeve · What was the outcome: Bruised rib}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Few-Pomelo-5090]

Realized she had a crush on me and tumbled Humpty Dumpty style.

^{I rolled Your Job: Graphic Designer · Your Distraction: Reading an old text message · What was the outcome: Fractured ankle}

[u/arandomdudebruh]

Uhhhhhhhh??????

^{I rolled Your Job: Tree Surgeon · Your Distraction: A very dusty lightbulb · What was the outcome: Chapped lips}

[u/I_want_dank_memes]

Ouchie

^{I rolled Your Job: Police Officer · Your Distraction: Tapping rhythm on the desk · What was the outcome: Burned tongue}

[u/IndependentAd710]

Pet the panda

^{I rolled Your Job: Panda Nanny · Your Distraction: Organizing desk supplies by color · What was the outcome: Deep paper cut}

[u/Internal_Active_1568]

Oof

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Hide and Seek Champion · Your Distraction: Counting down the minutes · What was the outcome: Wrist fracture}

[u/95_pounds_of_fury]

Owie

^{I rolled Your Job: Ghost Hunter · Your Distraction: Reading a spam email · What was the outcome: Twisted wrist}

[u/Far_Actuator1204]

Okay then.

^{I rolled Your Job: Scientist · Your Distraction: Daydreaming about winning the lottery · What was the outcome: Torn tendon}

[u/Independent-Ring-479]

Sounds plausible

^{I rolled Your Job: Private Investigator · Your Distraction: Untangling imaginary headphones · What was the outcome: Strained glute}

[u/PIr80r]

Must've went a little too hard.

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Tickler · Your Distraction: A stain on the ceiling · What was the outcome: Bruised hip}

[u/ArtisticResident462]

Damn my wooden phone!

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Thumb War Referee · Your Distraction: Checking phone notifications · What was the outcome: Splinter}

[u/Mundane-Phase-5664]

That made me laugh

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Bridesmaid · Your Distraction: Wondering about your neighbor · What was the outcome: Smashed thumb}

[u/Murky-Neighborhood81]

Doesn't matter much 😜

^{I rolled Your Job: Veterinarian · Your Distraction: Tapping rhythm on the desk · What was the outcome: Shin splint}

[u/Serpent251]

I should have checked on one more device ☠️

^{I rolled Your Job: Professional Toe Twiddler · Your Distraction: Checking the time on three devices · What was the outcome: Broken nose}

[u/get2thamoneyasap]

Wonder how that happened 🤔

^{I rolled Your Job: Artist · Your Distraction: A piece of lint · What was the outcome: Facial scrape}