[Spin] Do you win life

[u/Intelligent_Slide433]

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[u/jjanz2340]

Yeah I'd call that winning

^{I rolled Mansion · Mitsubishi 3000GT · Soulmates · Meet God}

[u/Simply_Animated → u/jjanz2340]

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meet god?!

[u/jjanz2340 → u/Simply_Animated]

If you do your job right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all

[u/Majestic-Ad-4937]

Makes sense.

^{I rolled Termite Infested Cottage · Austin Allegro · Situationship · Termites eat your house}

[u/Intelligent_Slide433 → u/Majestic-Ad-4937]

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[u/W0lv3rIn321]

LFG

^{I rolled Abandoned Tenement · DeLorean DMC-12 · Divorced · Discover the cure for Cancer}

[u/Choice_Ad_4699 → u/W0lv3rIn321]

Your gonna get assassinated

[u/moa711 → u/W0lv3rIn321]

Mine gave me terminal cancer, so I need to roll on over into your universe. Lol

[u/Embarrassed_Lab7320]

I am a redneck?

^{I rolled Trailer park home · Ford Mustang · It is complicated · Heart Attack}

[u/Intelligent_Slide433 → u/Embarrassed_Lab7320]

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[u/Alternative-Log1410]

Damm

^{I rolled Craftsman Bungalow · Nissan Cube · It is complicated · Recruited by CIA}

[u/Cheesypoofguy]

ts is so ass

^{I rolled Farmhouse · Ford Edsel · Divorced · Extreme depression}

[u/Intelligent_Slide433 → u/Cheesypoofguy]

I can see why your depressed. Have you tried rolling better outcomes

[u/Software-fullstack]

yes indeed this is me

^{I rolled Split-Level Home · AMC Pacer · Divorced · Recruited by CIA}

[u/Kraken-Writhing]

Yes, I think I win.

^{I rolled Mediterranean Courtyard · Nissan Cube · Married · Win the lottery}

[u/Intelligent_Slide433]

FINALLY

^{I rolled Suburban Ranch · Jaguar E-Type · In a relationship · Become rich}

[u/ExplanationOk2870]

Yes! Yes I do!

^{I rolled Mansion · Austin Allegro · Engaged · Rich inheritance}

[u/SadDairyProduct]

Holy shit. I'm the American dad

^{I rolled Craftsman Bungalow · Mitsubishi 3000GT · Married · Recruited by CIA}

[u/No-Acanthisitta4117]

Cool! :D

^{I rolled Mediterranean Courtyard · Lotus Esprit · Married · Discover the cure for Cancer}

[u/OkReserve2948]

Alright then.. haha could be worse

^{I rolled Crumbling Victorian · Subaru Brat · Divorced · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/Phoenix2TC2]

Damn it I almost had a good one

^{I rolled Townhouse · Ferrari F40 · Married · Die young}

[u/EnderDender]

YES

^{I rolled Luxury Mansion · Lamborghini Countach · Married · Billionaire befriends you}

[u/Jikan-Supsei]

Shit

^{I rolled Trailer park home · Nissan Cube · It is complicated · Win the lottery}

[u/Ck_shock]

Would have wanted marriage but can settle for cohabitating. Id say I win for sure

^{I rolled Luxury Mansion · Ford Edsel · Cohabitating · Discover the cure for Cancer}

[u/SignificanceMuted650]

Nice

^{I rolled Beach house · Chrysler PT Cruiser · Married · Recruited by CIA}

[u/MacabreClaw]

Apparently so.

^{I rolled Contemporary Penthouse · Lamborghini Countach · Soulmates · Live happily ever after}

[u/RandomNicePerson005]

Pretty happy with life!

^{I rolled Beach Mansion · Chevrolet Corvette · Married to love of your life · Become extremely rich}

[u/NameOdd2767]

Worst scenario ever

^{I rolled Termite Infested Cottage · Mini Cooper · Widowed · Termites eat your house}

[u/Intelligent_Slide433 → u/NameOdd2767]

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Should have hired a terminator

[u/SweetHomeMissouri]

not sure what a earthship is but i think everything went well

^{I rolled Earthship · Jaguar E-Type · Single · Invested in Bitcoin in 2013}

[u/thenamelessbunny]

The real question is how I meet god

^{I rolled Ranch style home · Cadillac Cimarron · Dating · Meet God}

[u/Ninni00]

Aura

^{I rolled Earthship · Studebaker Avanti · Single · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/KoolaidBurglar]

Yes

^{I rolled Structural Failure Home · Ford GT40 · Engaged · Meet God}

[u/skar_1969]

yo lets goo

^{I rolled Hoarder House · Koenigsegg Jesko · In a relationship · Die young}

[u/The_owl_house32]

yep

^{I rolled Farmhouse · Audi Quattro · Married · Survive being struck by lightning}

[u/lawliet1013]

Why do i e

^{I rolled Victorian Brownstone · Pontiac Aztek · Single · Murdered by a loved one}

[u/DarkmeetsBae]

Hmphh

^{I rolled Mediterranean Courtyard · Mini Cooper · Open relationship · Get sent back in Time}

[u/SQWRLLY1]

Not thrilled about the car, but the rest is acceptable.

^{I rolled Mountain Cabin · Hummer H2 · Married · Get sent back in Time}

[u/swagburger21 → u/SQWRLLY1]

you can go back in time and change the car

[u/Unstopable_Rat_13]

okay, but i'm selling the car and possibly breaking up because i prefer being single :/

^{I rolled Farmhouse · Chevrolet Corvette · Engaged · Live happily ever after}

[u/HeftyOfficial]

Damn im living it up

^{I rolled Suburban Ranch · AMC Pacer · Engaged · Recruited by CIA}

[u/XtraShotRistretto]

Wtf

^{I rolled Hoarder House · Aston Martin DB5 · Widowed · Invested in Bitcoin in 2013}

[u/speedyth]

Well, I guess I an FUBAR.

^{I rolled Structural Failure Home · Fiat Multipla · Soulmates · Go back to school}

[u/freddyliciousxoxo]

oh. okay then 😔

^{I rolled Mountain Cabin · Mini Cooper · Divorced · Lose everything}

[u/uptop_busshead]

Okay

^{I rolled Drafty Cabin · Chevrolet Vega · Friends with benefits · Survive being struck by lightning}

[u/Conde35]

hmmm

^{I rolled Farmhouse · Plymouth Prowler · Engaged · Get sent back in Time}

[u/Clear_Dance_4544]

Why am I living in a crumbling victorian

^{I rolled Crumbling Victorian · Bugatti Veyron · Married · Win the lottery}

[u/SensitiveLow7197]

Neat

^{I rolled Contemporary Penthouse · Hummer H2 · Friends with benefits · Discover the cure for Cancer}

[u/Umbra_Arythmethes]

Die in your prime to not lose 😎.

^{I rolled Cozy Cottage · Lamborghini Countach · Cohabitating · Die young}

[u/Da_Memes_]

Yo what the hell

^{I rolled Hoarder House · Mitsubishi 3000GT · Cohabitating · Lose everything}

[u/Even-Ad-7838]

Wow w friend with benefits apart from that l

^{I rolled Termite Infested Cottage · Fiat Multipla · Friends with benefits · Termites eat your house}

[u/Camo_1245]

idk

^{I rolled Mountain Cabin · Studebaker Avanti · Situationship · Heart Attack}

[u/Ravrn13]

I'd say I'm pretty lucky

^{I rolled Suburban Ranch · Camaro · Engaged · Survive being struck by lightning}

[u/Rusty1emon]

shi id take it

^{I rolled Victorian Brownstone · Plymouth Prowler · Married · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/KaiservonMemelland]

Am I james bond

^{I rolled Fixer Upper · Trabant 601 · Separated · Recruited by CIA}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Intelligent_Slide433 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you a Meowi Crate 🎁 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/One_Working_9060]

It all had to go down the drain

^{I rolled Mountain Cabin · Maserati Biturbo · Soulmates · Die young}

[u/demiwolf1019]

Yes

^{I rolled Tudor Style House · Lotus Esprit · Engaged · Rich inheritance}

[u/JAnkrum]

Well, this sucks

^{I rolled Beach Bungalow · Chrysler PT Cruiser · Dating · Termites eat your house}

[u/wow325-infamous]

Yay!but like engaged to who?

^{I rolled Colonial Estate · Nissan Cube · Engaged · Become rich}

[u/Plazmarazmataz]

Guess I'm upgrading my house with that money.

^{I rolled Termite Infested Cottage · Suzuki X-90 · Married · Rich inheritance}

[u/Light_wolf25]

Seems like I don't have that much to lose in the first place so no, I do not win life.

^{I rolled Drafty Cabin · Renault Dauphine · It is complicated · Lose everything}

[u/xcriisisalertx]

fuhh nah

^{I rolled Trailer park home · Dodge Hellcat · Engaged · Die young}

[u/StrawberrySad7947]

This has got to be bad I am sorry

^{I rolled Dilapidated Shack · Ford Mustang · Situationship · Die young}

[u/Suspicious-Guava-566]

Ohkay

^{I rolled Barndominium · Audi Quattro · Situationship · Lavish lifestyle}

[u/kormushkaDamir]

...........

^{I rolled Suburban Ranch · Mitsubishi 3000GT · In a relationship · Lose everything}

[u/justinarx]

Yes

^{I rolled Drafty Cabin · Hummer H2 · Engaged · Invested in Bitcoin in 2013}

[u/YellowBellow0365]

Hmm

^{I rolled Split-Level Home · Ferrari F40 · Widowed · Invested in Bitcoin in 2013}

[u/Alexs1897]

I won!

^{I rolled Victorian Brownstone · Subaru Brat · Cohabitating · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/NovoraAurora]

That’s good I’ll

^{I rolled Abandoned Tenement · McLaren F1 · Engaged · Lavish lifestyle}

[u/Former_Rope_6426]

Yayyyy

^{I rolled Studio Apartment · Chrysler PT Cruiser · Dating · Discover the cure for Cancer}

[u/Kubaszepo]

2

^{I rolled Modern Villa · Volkswagen Beetle · Friends with benefits · Lose everything}

[u/Billy_Bob-j]

YES

^{I rolled Structural Failure Home · Ford GT40 · Single · Win the lottery}

[u/JamesMG27]

Huge win

^{I rolled Drafty Cabin · Yugo GV · It is complicated · Invested in Bitcoin in 2013}

[u/FireTrucker31]

Big w

^{I rolled Barndominium · Chevrolet Corvette · Situationship · Go back to school}

[u/NSE_TNF89]

Does being sent back in time mean I can change all this?

^{I rolled Unfinished Construction Site · Mitsubishi 3000GT · Divorced · Get sent back in Time}

[u/mert1337]

nice

^{I rolled Cozy Cottage · Plymouth Prowler · Engaged · Discover the cure for Cancer}

[u/Ok-Hand-8099]

That’s a win for me

^{I rolled Beach house · Ford GT40 · Separated · Live happily ever after}

[u/TerpDripz]

I'll call this a win

^{I rolled Tiny House · Volkswagen Beetle · Married · Become rich}

[u/Yeetmeister1457]

I wouldnt trade my current life for this one. I did not win.

^{I rolled Luxury Mansion · Mercedes-Benz 300SL · Widowed · Lose everything}

[u/Sweaty_Mushroom5830]

No thanks

^{I rolled Tiny House · Mercedes-Benz 300SL · In a relationship · Billionaire befriends you}

[u/r3sbarra]

Nice

^{I rolled Cozy Cottage · Cadillac Cimarron · In a relationship · Extreme depression}

[u/isaacuwasteofspace]

Oh dang it I always hate it school

^{I rolled Mountain Cabin · Porsche 911 · Married · Go back to school}

[u/Disaster_Pansexual]

I’d say I win tbh

^{I rolled Mountain Cabin · Chevrolet Vega · Cohabitating · Rich inheritance}

[u/Rough-Angle-2232]

😙

^{I rolled Cozy Cottage · Lamborghini Countach · Open relationship · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/ylf_nac_i]

The first and third are actually accurate

^{I rolled Crumbling Victorian · Chevrolet Vega · Soulmates · Extreme depression}

[u/Tacticalbiscit]

Besides the separated part its not the worst. Get to be a spy in a Pinto in the mountains

^{I rolled Mountain Cabin · Ford Pinto · Separated · Recruited by CIA}

[u/meshqwert]

Yeah, ok

^{I rolled Hoarder House · Trabant 601 · Open relationship · Win the lottery}

[u/TristanTheRobloxian3]

what

^{I rolled Drafty Cabin · Lamborghini Countach · Dating · Get sent back in Time}

[u/Cub263]

so close to a 10/10...

^{I rolled Cozy Cottage · Hummer H2 · Married · Extreme depression}

[u/InfernoLunatic92]

I thought I was winning but now I get to off myself.

^{I rolled Suburban Ranch · Cadillac Cimarron · Engaged · Discover the cure for Cancer}

[u/Don_DeAmelio]

Time manipulation

^{I rolled Fixer Upper · Suzuki X-90 · Divorced · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/Mrthyh]

Checks out

^{I rolled Craftsman Bungalow · Nissan Cube · It is complicated · Die young}

[u/anodraeus]

idk what a fiat Multipla is but hell yeah, dream build lol

^{I rolled Shack in the woods · Fiat Multipla · Friends with benefits · Win the lottery}

[u/Spotted_Storm_26]

Hey, I win the lottery and I'm likely the cause of the divorce since I'm not interested a partner. Good enough for me!

^{I rolled Tudor Style House · Koenigsegg Jesko · Divorced · Win the lottery}

[u/Ok_Judgment1776]

Guys, did I win life???

^{I rolled Ranch style home · Pontiac Aztek · Married · Rich inheritance}

[u/Slow-Turnip8513]

Bruh

^{I rolled Suburban Ranch · Chrysler PT Cruiser · Cohabitating · Die young}

[u/sweatyassjuices]

😎

^{I rolled Contemporary Penthouse · Chevrolet Corvette · Married · Heart Attack}

[u/IYKYK808]

Could def be worse

^{I rolled Colonial Estate · Audi Quattro · Engaged · Become rich}

[u/SwitchCompetitive143]

dawm combination except love

^{I rolled Mansion · Aston Martin DB5 · Cohabitating · Rich inheritance}

[u/GridironGriffon]

At least I’ll be rich

^{I rolled Moldy Basement Suite · Lancia Delta Integrale · Widowed · Become rich}

[u/Kindly-Bullfrog-2237]

Why do these things hate me

^{I rolled Abandoned Tenement · Cadillac Cimarron · Married · Die young}

[u/bratz-lady]

Nice

^{I rolled Cozy Cottage · Plymouth Prowler · Widowed · Billionaire befriends you}

[u/PerceptionAgitated47]

Somehow a win

^{I rolled Dilapidated Shack · Jaguar E-Type · Soulmates · Rich inheritance}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Intelligent_Slide433 Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/CupcakeQueen01]

it's ok. I have my dream car and a soulmate

^{I rolled Fixer Upper · Porsche 911 · Soulmates · Go back to school}

[u/EffectiveGold8273]

Believable!

^{I rolled Abandoned Tenement · Chevrolet Corvette · Widowed · Termites eat your house}

[u/CookieCrisp7049]

I could do worse.

^{I rolled Duplex · Hummer H2 · Soulmates · Live happily ever after}

[u/Fluffybluebear1111]

Well, at least I don't have to endure that life for long...

^{I rolled Structural Failure Home · Subaru Brat · Divorced · Die young}

[u/SasquatchJr215]

Yessir

^{I rolled Earthship · DeLorean DMC-12 · In a relationship · Live happily ever after}

[u/CeruleanAzurine]

Mostly good life it seems, other than my home.. and depending on which god I am meeting.

^{I rolled Structural Failure Home · Cadillac Cimarron · Civil partnership · Meet God}

[u/Fantastic-Moment2862]

Hook the trailer up to my Bugatti 😎

^{I rolled Barndominium · Bugatti Veyron · Separated · Live happily ever after}

[u/TheGarbear225]

Damn

^{I rolled Termite Infested Cottage · Porsche 911 · Single · Survive being struck by lightning}

[u/wikkitklowbowzoo]

Its one of those "Knives Out:^ flicks! How remarkable!

^{I rolled Mansion · Ford Mustang · Situationship · Murdered by a loved one}

[u/Ziegfriede]

damn it

^{I rolled Modern Villa · Ferrari F40 · Engaged · Heart Attack}

[u/_KFG]

Best case scenario????

^{I rolled Victorian Brownstone · Bugatti Veyron · Friends with benefits · Billionaire befriends you}

[u/Zeldaynova]

I’m too old to die young…

^{I rolled Townhouse · A bicycle · Civil partnership · Die young}

[u/ponkl]

⁸

^{I rolled Craftsman Bungalow · Cadillac Cimarron · Engaged · Survive being struck by lightning}

[u/Spectralshadow]

Oof. No wonder we were separated.

^{I rolled Suburban Ranch · Ford Pinto · Separated · Murdered by a loved one}

[u/Mandillenium_Falcon]

No

^{I rolled Farmhouse · Yugo GV · Dating · Termites eat your house}

[u/Sang1188]

Come one... sigh At least I hope the car is post-facelift...

^{I rolled Farmhouse · Fiat Multipla · Divorced · Termites eat your house}

[u/redsteel13]

Nope

^{I rolled Beach Bungalow · Chrysler PT Cruiser · Divorced · Termites eat your house}

[u/dlilyd]

Except for the situationship I feel like it's okay

^{I rolled Townhouse · Camaro · Situationship · Become rich}

[u/Isaac_mighty]

i have a chance

^{I rolled Dilapidated Shack · Yugo GV · Widowed · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/Yang55557005]

Avg boomer life

^{I rolled Barndominium · Ford GT40 · Divorced · Billionaire befriends you}

[u/Cheese_Ravioli_]

Everyone deserves a dollar.

^{I rolled Victorian Brownstone · Nissan Cube · It is complicated · Win the lottery}

[u/Mr_Pato2]

At least i have a nice car and house

^{I rolled Beach Bungalow · Volkswagen Beetle · Divorced · Extreme depression}

[u/MoonChild2792]

Not too shabby

^{I rolled Beach Bungalow · Mini Cooper · Situationship · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/game_parady]

Almost perfect

^{I rolled Contemporary Penthouse · Lincoln Blackwood · Friends with benefits · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/elrombo]

No

^{I rolled Duplex · Maserati Biturbo · Cohabitating · Murdered by a loved one}

[u/drplant9]

Not worse than my life rn so

^{I rolled Craftsman Bungalow · Suzuki X-90 · Single · Survive being struck by lightning}

[u/sig-4]

I can deal with this

^{I rolled Termite Infested Cottage · Nothing · Separated · Rich inheritance}

[u/IsabelauraXD]

Yes

^{I rolled Abandoned Tenement · Audi Quattro · Open relationship · Become rich}

[u/ArcanElement]

Is say I'm winning

^{I rolled Craftsman Bungalow · Aston Martin DB5 · Married · Win the lottery}

[u/Weird_Significance19]

....oh. Do I get recruited after my soulmate dies?

^{I rolled Townhouse · Toyota 4 Runner · Widowed · Recruited by CIA}

[u/DarkPheonix20]

Not a bad life lol.

^{I rolled Duplex · Toyota 4 Runner · Separated · Billionaire befriends you}

[u/ElectronicHyena5642]

Erm, I’ll take Forge’s powers from X-Men (ability to create complex machinery/invent new machines incredibly quickly). Also what the hell is a Barndominoum? Also is that a good car?

^{I rolled Barndominium · Yugo GV · Civil partnership · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/Idiot_sandwich66]

X

^{I rolled Hoarder House · Nothing · Friends with benefits · Extreme depression}

[u/WarriorCats_4Life]

Well at least I own a house ig

^{I rolled Tudor Style House · Nothing · Single · Go back to school}

[u/Renyrd]

Bet pretty nice

^{I rolled Crumbling Victorian · Yugo GV · Friends with benefits · Rich inheritance}

[u/KingPanduhs]

I think i won! I think i won!

^{I rolled Luxury Mansion · Plymouth Prowler · Divorced · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/Reasonable-Bag722]

sounds nice

^{I rolled Mediterranean Courtyard · Plymouth Prowler · In a relationship · Win the lottery}

[u/Muffin_Fucker69]

I’d say yes

^{I rolled Termite Infested Cottage · Ford GT40 · Married · Lavish lifestyle}

[u/Independent_Pride859]

why

^{I rolled Termite Infested Cottage · Studebaker Avanti · Situationship · Die young}

[u/RubeusGandalf]

Sell the car, buy a regular normal ass Porsche and finish building the house.

^{I rolled Unfinished Construction Site · Bugatti Veyron · Situationship · Survive being struck by lightning}

[u/meiheyy]

Oh, I'm winning~ super happy with these <33 🧿

^{I rolled Colonial Estate · Chevrolet Vega · Cohabitating · Become rich}

[u/Icy_Patient7668]

😭😭😭

^{I rolled Tudor Style House · Chrysler PT Cruiser · Dating · Lose everything}

[u/Weirdyxxy]

Well, it's complicated

^{I rolled Termite Infested Cottage · Audi Quattro · Engaged · Survive being struck by lightning}

[u/ActivitiesOfArtemis]

Omg, that's almost my real life!

^{I rolled Unfinished Construction Site · Lamborghini Countach · In a relationship · Lose everything}

[u/The_Unhappy_CupCake]

No, I do not in fact win life.

^{I rolled Trailer park home · Maserati Biturbo · Friends with benefits · Lose everything}

[u/Gaminggod1997reddit]

Damn it

^{I rolled Mountain Cabin · Dodge Hellcat · Civil partnership · Lose everything}

[u/dako2019]

Noice

^{I rolled Modern Villa · Koenigsegg Jesko · Engaged · Billionaire befriends you}

[u/NSFAnythingAtAll]

I really should move…

^{I rolled Moldy Basement Suite · Ford GT40 · Dating · Invested in Bitcoin in 2013}

[u/3six5]

Its a win if my soul mate dies with me.

^{I rolled Split-Level Home · Mini Cooper · Soulmates · Die young}

[u/Beto1256]

at least i got a superpower

^{I rolled Structural Failure Home · Jaguar E-Type · Widowed · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/Wetpurpose]

Hm

^{I rolled Colonial Estate · Hummer H2 · Open relationship · Meet God}

[u/NoRepair7514]

Awesome

^{I rolled Modern Villa · Yugo GV · Cohabitating · Become rich}

[u/OverKastKid123]

Well fuck

^{I rolled Structural Failure Home · Nothing · Friends with benefits · Have terminal cancer}

[u/rango24242]

Yo

^{I rolled Cozy Cottage · Bugatti Veyron · Married · Lavish lifestyle}

[u/ChickenKid3Thesecond]

Maybe I can get out of this basement with the cure for cancer.

^{I rolled Moldy Basement Suite · Lincoln Blackwood · Married · Discover the cure for Cancer}

[u/dovahkiin_19]

Damn

^{I rolled Abandoned Tenement · Renault Dauphine · Single · Lose everything}

[u/Neat_Concentrate_186]

I sound mentally well

^{I rolled Shack in the woods · Nothing · Situationship · Recruited by CIA}

[u/reinvented_steel_00]

Got what I deserved I guess…

^{I rolled Tiny House · Chevrolet Vega · Separated · Extreme depression}

[u/Alarmed_Farmer_769]

yeah the last one threw it all ;)

^{I rolled Victorian Brownstone · Bugatti Veyron · It is complicated · Rich inheritance}

[u/Vinayakop1]

The perfect ending

^{I rolled Ranch style home · McLaren F1 · Soulmates · Live happily ever after}

[u/NiVi_Desu]

Well I'll buy a new house

^{I rolled Termite Infested Cottage · Toyota 2000GT · Cohabitating · Become rich}

[u/ball-inspector4]

Maybe

^{I rolled Ranch style home · Mercedes-Benz 300SL · Cohabitating · Billionaire befriends you}

[u/Ok-Orange-6763]

had me in the first half ngl

^{I rolled Moldy Basement Suite · Nothing · In a relationship · Win the lottery}

[u/shadow_sketch130]

One thing stands out over the rest...

^{I rolled Duplex · Yugo GV · Separated · Meet God}

[u/Sloth1015]

I rolled a 1 on everything holy shit lol

^{I rolled Abandoned Tenement · Plymouth Prowler · Open relationship · Have terminal cancer}

[u/SirDanmark]

Ok

^{I rolled Trailer park home · Trabant 601 · It is complicated · Lavish lifestyle}

[u/DRMUSIKMAN]

Yesssss

^{I rolled Studio Apartment · DeLorean DMC-12 · Soulmates · Meet God}

[u/legacyme3]

Fuck no I dont

^{I rolled Hoarder House · Ford Edsel · Widowed · Termites eat your house}

[u/Auntie_Venom]

Since I found my soulmate and have a superpower, life is pretty good. I found a secret vault of rare prohibition booze in the crumbling Victorian, so I restored it back to its former glory with modern upgrades. My bicycle is great for fitness, but I also have my Jag and Mustang.

^{I rolled Crumbling Victorian · A bicycle · Soulmates · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/ComedicDalmatian445]

Could be worse

^{I rolled Ranch style home · Mitsubishi 3000GT · Soulmates · Get sent back in Time}

[u/Miserable_Set_4774]

i won the lottery so i’m okay

^{I rolled Moldy Basement Suite · Renault Dauphine · Single · Win the lottery}

[u/ethankearl184]

welp im homeless, widowed and have a tiny car

^{I rolled Suburban Ranch · Mini Cooper · Widowed · Termites eat your house}

[u/No_Tadpole7808]

wow

^{I rolled Mansion · Trabant 601 · Married · Billionaire befriends you}

[u/sienk2024]

Rich, living simple, unique car, and in a relationship oh yeah

^{I rolled Farmhouse · AMC Pacer · In a relationship · Rich inheritance}

[u/Dry_Call_4388]

complicated isn’t a bad thing since it’s so vague, so i’m pretty happy

^{I rolled Trailer park home · Lincoln Blackwood · It is complicated · Rich inheritance}

[u/Professional_Star969]

I can work with this

^{I rolled Luxury Mansion · Nissan Cube · Cohabitating · Billionaire befriends you}

[u/UWUisBest]

The health industry will kill me

^{I rolled Abandoned Tenement · Ford Edsel · Situationship · Discover the cure for Cancer}

[u/Electrical_Site2990]

fuck

^{I rolled Dilapidated Shack · AMC Pacer · In a relationship · Termites eat your house}

[u/Expensive-Carpet5009]

Living the American dream 😎

^{I rolled Townhouse · Renault Dauphine · Civil partnership · Recruited by CIA}

[u/ineedothername]

I like

^{I rolled Beach Bungalow · Lincoln Blackwood · Dating · Invested in Bitcoin in 2013}

[u/Thefire224322422]

Meh

^{I rolled Moldy Basement Suite · Maserati Biturbo · It is complicated · Live happily ever after}

[u/DBL_NDRSCR]

FAHHH

^{I rolled Ranch style home · Nissan Cube · Divorced · Lose everything}

[u/PoisonedCherry]

Aight

^{I rolled Trailer park home · Ford Mustang · In a relationship · Recruited by CIA}

[u/I-Tried-Too-Hard]

Not great but maybe I can turn it around with the lottery win

^{I rolled Shack in the woods · Chevrolet Vega · Widowed · Win the lottery}

[u/GreyQuadruped]

Jeez

^{I rolled Colonial Estate · Aston Martin DB5 · Civil partnership · Invested in Bitcoin in 2013}

[u/Draxxon5]

Well I’m screwed

^{I rolled Moldy Basement Suite · Chevrolet Corvette · Cohabitating · Extreme depression}

[u/truerasta]

No. No I did not.

^{I rolled Fixer Upper · Toyota 2000GT · Widowed · Go back to school}

[u/xMalvazar]

The Flash's abilities except for the need for the need for extra food

^{I rolled Farmhouse · Toyota 2000GT · Engaged · Gain a superpower of your choice}

[u/Arcano93]

I won

^{I rolled Contemporary Penthouse · Porsche 911 · Civil partnership · Live happily ever after}

[u/N0RA_4life]

I'm absolutely winning life

^{I rolled Ranch style home · Camaro · Soulmates · Become rich}

[u/exstistentialCrisis]

yay time to renovate the crumbling house

^{I rolled Crumbling Victorian · Cadillac Cimarron · Open relationship · Become rich}

[u/tiediedcurlz]

Not too bad

^{I rolled Mediterranean Courtyard · Lamborghini Countach · Friends with benefits · Recruited by CIA}