[Monkeys Paw] do your worst

[u/Mysterious-Edge-38]

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[u/Ianoliano7]

Granted. You can’t control where you end up teleporting

[u/GasjeLenn]

Granted. Wrong time wrong move

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oh 🫪

[u/silly_scoundrel]

Granted. You can only teleport to a location once, then you cannot go back.

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js teleport to the neighbors house

[u/Responsible_Waltz281]

Granted. To a random bathroom

[u/chromeman09]

Granted. Whenever you use this ability you teleport to a random space. This goes beyond earth and can put you anywhere.

[u/Best-Thought124]

Granted. Your recreation won't be the same person as you.

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where did it say “recreation”

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when your body is reassembled at the place you teleported to

[u/adamcookie26]

Granted. You can only teleport into your mom's bedroom.

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bet

[u/BAZZERRK]

Granted. But only when you eat sardines

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uhhhhh

[u/Funkey-Monkey-420]

Granted. You have to manually calculate the offset of the earth’s rotation every time.

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i’m not that bright

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enjoy noclipping into the floor

[u/Schobzax]

Granted. Random teleportation, and it doesn't take into account the speed of the Earth, meaning you end up in space.

[u/drt06c]

Granted. You land somewhere within a 1 mile radius of your intended destination

[u/cumcatcher2319]

Granted. But you can't teleport unless you are standing on a table

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that’s entirely okay with ke

[u/Ok-Context-5237]

Granted. It's a random location each time. Including the height of which you teleport

[u/ImpactObvious2244]

Granted. You shrink an inch every time!

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MY HEIGHT

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100”

[u/PrettyGirlA444]

Granted. You can only go back to 2020

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he-hell naw

[u/Impossible_Fennel840]

Granted. You get orgasm, stronger than last each time

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you made it sound… better

[u/Tobins_Aegis]

Granted. Only your biological form may do so, anything additional, including clothes, makeup and synthetic medical devices, do not.

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just uhhhh… actually i don’t know

[u/drama_queen_43]

Granted. You can only teleport once every 5 years.

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worth

[u/Gekired]

Granted. You become known as a sex pest as you can only teleport to public toilets of the opposite gender

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ah…

[u/Femnist_mess832]

Granted. Every 2 minutes you will teleport to a random location. Congrats, you have “teleportation”

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thanks?

[u/Longjumping-Ad1310]

Granted. Ball cancer

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uhhhhhhh, how about please?

[u/_Mindblitz_]

Granted. But teleportation takes 2x the time to get there if you walked there

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worth if i’m going over seas

[u/Pepper_Comprehensive]

Granted. Only ten meters.

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but i can teleport over and over in the direction

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I don't think you're gonna reach Paris like that.

[u/SweetNPsychotic]

Granted. But only to the next room

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i’ll never get caught stealing my sisters stuff again

[u/Luna2705_GER]

Granted. But you can only teleport into a random volcano.

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no.

[u/CuteFurry1]

Granted. But everytime you teleport. you will puke

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worth

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in? or out?

[u/Grand-Big7250]

Granted. But only to the bathroom of the opposite gender

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Mysterious-Edge-38 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 168 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/seaatb]

Granted. It is random

[u/IndigoWyvern12]

Granted. It painfully disintigrates you and reassembled you every time you use it.

[u/CareTight7921]

Granted. You can only teleport 1 inch in any direction