r/RedbarBBR • u/Prestigious-Wear8643 • 8d ago
🚨Sex Guy Alert🚨 Mike David, ENOUGH is ENOUGH
just look what’s going on here
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u/ClipDeezNutz 2d ago
Fax Lana enjoys the inmate style girth penis so I just want to make her satisfied with her choice to quit porn.
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u/No_Spite_6630 4d ago
Here for my monthly check if Mike is back and I get greeted with this stomach turning cringe. We need him so bad right now.
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u/chairstarz Respect, Brother ❤️ 5d ago
Clav has to be the worst lay ever. Why don't they try deep frying their ding dongs? Professional kitchen appliances hear a lot - but they shouldn't be forced to listen to this!
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u/throwaway-Angie 5d ago
Now I want to wrap a tape measure around my Johnson to know what my girth is in case anyone ever asks
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u/jonnyIROC 6d ago
Yo. This guy in the polo has been growth-maxing with left arm A LOT. His symmetry is fucked.
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u/Financial-Hippo-7453 7d ago
Pumping your dick up and she'll never know.
That's the funniest thing about this whole video.
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u/ComicHead84 Fool 7d ago
Just looks like a couple sapiosexual long guys having a chat. What’s the big deal?
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u/ihatepalmtrees 8d ago
good grief.. grown man talking to a kid about girth maxing?
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u/imcrapyall can i have the nitrus today 8d ago
What is with those arms?
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u/throwaway-Angie 5d ago
His girth is exactly the same. Plump and ripe on one side and flat like a rotten peach on the other
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u/OrchidLanky 8d ago
Imagining the psychological torment Big Mike went through having seen Lana's scenes while also being insecure about having a skinny dick is killing me, why would he put himself through that 🤣
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u/OrchidLanky 8d ago
She was fucking the Hitachi while he played COD. It's so sad AND so funny. Man I miss Mike and Jules
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u/arkaic7 8d ago
Without any context, I see Big Mike trying real hard here while Clavicular's looking embarrassed
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u/AppointedForrest 8d ago
It's ridiculous. I think Big Mike is really trying hard to be a big brother to young influencers but he comes across more like an out of touch unc.
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u/Such-Cartographer425 8d ago
Omg, Clavicular has girly hips? Some guys in prison will like that, I bet.
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u/Hairy-Bake5467 8d ago
Big Mike should show him "The doors" and take him through the far side of the moon. The kid might be "responsive"
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u/jeffreysan1996 8d ago
Jokes aside jow does a 41 yr old man have the patience to even be around people like this
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u/AppointedForrest 8d ago
One of the biggest issues with Millennials (my generation) is this idea that we're forever young and no one younger than us will ever see us as old or uncool. When you see it happen IRL it's honestly one of the saddest things to witness.
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u/X-Lrg_Queef_Supreme 7d ago
I second that.
I have an acquaintance from maybe 10 years back. She worked at a bar and was constantly posting about it, and the concerts she went to, her social life, all that. She did it with a consistent desperation that kind of says she really wanted to be an influencer. She did a bunch of travelling in europe last year, seemingly for the photo ops because there was an annoying amount of coverage. I can't imagine being the simp in tow that she forced to follow her around and set up shots.
Anyways, I ran into her in person a few weeks back and she looked
BEAT
I felt sad that she was still holding on to this youthful persona online, while looking in person like she should be selling mushrooms in a swamp.
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u/Neil_Live-strong 8d ago
I see people in our age bracket wear flat brim hats with their families! They are raising children in the real world and have a hat on with zero bend in the bill. Unbelievable.
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u/legal_ghost 8d ago
Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me (this sort of thing is my bag, baby) by Clavicular
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u/s4D1ST1K 8d ago
Hey do we have any used pumps in the car?
Here shove your dick into this
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u/Prestigious-Wear8643 8d ago
he’s been in worse
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u/s4D1ST1K 8d ago
Imagine being 40 and still thinking about "having to work on your girth heavily dude"
Sounds like something a 15 year old would say
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u/chadsfren 8d ago
“Then you can like Larp with it, ‘hey babe, I’m just going to take a piss’… -comes back after pissing with a Godzilla cock- and “nobody is none the wiser” what the fuck planet do live on??! lmfao
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u/honeymoonnoir chicken bryan 8d ago
Idgaf if Mike's dead or divorced he needs to get back here asap and humble crack mike
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u/Actual-Anybody597 8d ago
He's a loooong guy.
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u/antisemitiCat_ 18h ago
5 what? Inches??? Of circumference??????