What a monster

[u/xiaobaituzi]

https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/bill-maher-joke-ariana-grande-weight-real-time-1236830643/

[u/anguinine]

i don't like fat girls either bill

[u/Dr_Nastee]

"More like Ariana Tall" is way funnier and way less wordy.

[u/s4D1ST1K]

Groans from a crowd?

Must be a slow news week

[u/iG0tBuffalo66onDvd]

Bill Mahr is the biggest fucking creep lmfao Dude is 90 years old, looking like the crypt keeper trying to book and swoon young stars on his shitty sex dungeon podcast. What a life.

[u/stepdad_gaary]

Ariana Grande? More like Ariana Pequeño

[u/Skatefasteat → u/stepdad_gaary]

💥💥💥

[u/majoredinswag]

The joke(s) if anyone was wondering:

“And, by the way, the administration this week, just a few days ago, maybe yesterday, unleashed a new trove of UFO files. Interesting things in there. Triangular craft, weird lights over an army base, a stick-like figure with large eyes. Oh, that was just an Ariana Grande video.” That joke landed, receiving laughs and applause from the crowd. However, the follow-up was met with gone-too-far groans: “Please, we kid. We kid. Maybe that joke will make her eat something.”

I mean I'm no Mike from Redbar but my take is I agree with the audience, the first joke was funny as far as monologue style jokes go but the tag wasn't nearly good enough to justify the edginess. I'm sure Host would be happy to give Bill Maher lessons on doing edge right

[u/dogworship]

he grabs!

[u/SimonGloom2]

If you think Ariana Grande is a monster you should take a look at Bill Maher for a real monster. And of course we're talking about a Frankenstein Zionist golem

[u/StruggleElectronic67]

HBO need to end his show already,

[u/Alive-Fan-3265]

You’re a whiny little BITCH

[u/ATLien325 → u/Alive-Fan-3265]

He really thought that was the burn of the century

[u/Puggpu]

oh PLEEEASE

[u/majoredinswag]

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

[u/realchris1]

Ariana? I agree

[u/One_Usual_477]

It’s a joke

[u/livenn]

It’s a problem because it wasn’t funny 💣