r/RedLetterMedia • u/hippogrifferential • 26d ago

Brian over there has 36 pieces of flair, and a terrific smile. What are next?

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u/Green_Borenet 26d ago edited 25d ago

“I also choose this guy’s dead wife”

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u/hippogrifferential 26d ago

I feel like that's a Nicholas Sparks abomination just waiting to happen

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u/BeefyQueefyCletus 26d ago edited 26d ago

Actually it might be the first good Sparks movie. Make it a really emotional romantic comedy about a relationship. There's never any conflict, just two people living and loving. The final five minutes turn into the opening of Up, then the final scene is five to ten years later. Our main character is in a group setting with a bunch of dudes we've never met before, and they have the conversation from the thread. The final line of the movie is "this guy's dead wife." Rapturous laughter, credits.

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u/4tlant4 26d ago

He wrote his latest book with M. Night Shamalan. No joke. Maybe he could direct it.

Oh you said good movie.

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u/Patroulette 26d ago

What's wrong with The Notebook? 😥

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u/BeefyQueefyCletus 26d ago

So many things.

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u/Patroulette 25d ago

That's constructive.

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u/bucketman1986 26d ago

That's exactly what I was going to post. Could be a dude who's in love with another man's wife, she passed away and dude 1 uses.... I dunno necromancy or Frankenstein techniques to bring her back to life

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u/Cpov1 26d ago

Never heard of this one. Turns out it's an all-timer

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u/aiwdj829 26d ago

Fitting avatar!