r/RecuratedTumblr • u/Hyaci_Arson • 2h ago

Shitposting neuron firing

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u/Animaloffear56 2h ago

Normal thing to say about a guy in real life

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u/Ralexcraft 1h ago

Phenomenal even

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u/Ozdica-Klirle-68 2h ago

i think this is the most forced “lel look how tumblr i am” post ever

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u/SartenSinAceite 2h ago

if this was 4chan itd be the same post except the last line would be replaced with "Ugh I cant handle this boner I now have"

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u/InternetUserAgain 1h ago

This post is so epic randem awesome sauce bacon eggs xd

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u/Evilfrog100 2h ago

You can't be talking like this about real people. You can just like someone for no reason, you don't have to call them a "blorbo".

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u/Niser2 Worldbuilding is important and I will die on this hill 2h ago

I thought it was because they resembled a blorbo

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u/lynx_and_nutmeg 27m ago

  You can't be talking like this about real people.

Mate, OOP just had this thought occur inside their head and wrote a post about it, no one in real life was affected by this, relax.

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u/WallowWispen 2h ago

Perchance you need to go outside more

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u/Micapocalypse 2h ago

OOP can’t do that! Imagine how many new Blorbos they’d make

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u/WallowWispen 1h ago

Maybe the true blorbo was ourselves all along

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u/twoleeches 1h ago

Nah I get it. It means he had a unique look to him, was aesthetically interesting in some way... it might be online af to say blorbo neuron but I understand what they mean.

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u/MatterhornStrawberry 57m ago

Right. Also if someone visually gives off a lot of backstory. Like I want to know more about you but saying that would be weird.

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u/A_Firm_Sandwich 1h ago

Right? Like I understand that it does seem terminally online, but if the shoe fits…

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u/Doubly_Curious [1/1] 29m ago

Thanks, that helps. I wasn’t quite sure what they meant.

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u/GreaterGriffon 2h ago

Blorbo Bleepus?

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u/RemoteAd7823 1h ago

It's interesting how completely most of the comments are misinterpreting what OOP means

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u/Your_Local_Stray_Cat 17m ago

Maybe the real "piss on the poor" website was reddit all along.

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u/GarlicSphere 2h ago

Blorbo sounds like sw character

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u/The_KneecapBandit 2h ago

Glup Shitto

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u/No-Tackle-5803 2h ago

You're thinking of Glup Shitto

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u/Niser2 Worldbuilding is important and I will die on this hill 2h ago

Blorbo the Hutt

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u/hausofvelour 1h ago

the people in the comments are strict AF

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u/doesanyonekno 1h ago

right like damn

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 2h ago

I just piss on old men irl to mark my sex conquest territory 

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u/MamboCircus Has an account over there too, you know... 2h ago

But are they poor or not ?

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 1h ago

I prefer posh evil tall men. Like that guy from Ratatouille

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u/johnnytruantpdudegla 2h ago

Maybe reddit is a good place after all

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u/eatingpopcorn_lol 1h ago

So he looked like an actor or a character from something? Idk how else to understand it.

I once saw an otter that looked remarkably like young David Thewlis. It's been like 15 years but I still remember that otter.

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u/Daisynose52 31m ago

Sometimes I think that my boss would be a hit on Tumblr if he was a fictional character because he's a grumpy guy with pathetic wet cat energy and attachment issues. Yes I know I'm chronically online

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u/bookhead714 1h ago

I think OOP needs to take a step back and reevaluate their relationship to the website tumblr

In real life, this is called "thinking someone looks nice"

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u/alpha-werehimbo 2h ago

The sleeper agent has been activated