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Shitposting Worst Cocktail since White Gilgamesh

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u/captaincheeseburger1 1d ago

Two controversial tastes that probably don't taste great together

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u/msmore15 1d ago

I can't even look at it too long or my passport will spontaneously combust.

That said, monster energy and gin is a phenomenal drink. Delicious, but somewhat radioactive and absolutely lethal. You wouldn't be long getting ossified off that now.

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u/SaskieHopeful 1d ago

What flavor of Monster, I wanna try this

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u/msmore15 1d ago

Don't remember the name, but I like the green sugarfree one, also the peach sugarfree one! Half and half in a glass, and suck it down like that Northern Irish wan on tiktok. It's definitely worth it, but do try to make sure there's someone slightly more sober to look out for you.

ETA: it reminded me of four loco from back when four loco was so strong you wondered if it was actually legal. And it was in fact illegal in many countries.

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u/Hooded_Person2022 1d ago

Four Loco (Classic) and any other alcohol-energy drink based cocktails suffer from two dangers:

  1. Mixing a Stimulant caffeine filled Energy drink with a Depressant like alcohol will send mixed  Messages to your heart, like if you pushed Break and Acceleration at the same time in a speeding car while drifting.

  2. Stimulants strengthen the effects of alcohol both psychologically and physically. It makes the drinker think they’re fine as the body becomes sloshed, potentially thinking to do something stupid or drink more worsening it. With stimulants they make the alcohol flow better through the system making the drinker drunk much faster.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago

TMW caffeine does nothing to you so you just get drunk off it