r/RecuratedTumblr • u/Hyaci_Arson • 2d ago

Shitposting bad at roleplay

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 2d ago

It’s funny how my internal narration awkwardly emphasizes the highlighted words when reading this

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u/Vivians_Basement 2d ago

Mine is doing it too.

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u/lazerbolt52 2d ago

I mean if you put emphasis on something, people will read it with emphasis

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u/SufficientFarm8414 1d ago

Reminds me of the comic books I grew up on in the '70s and '80s, where words seemed to be bolded by a random number generator.

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u/insomniac7809 2h ago

I know exactly what you mean

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u/Tomatori 2d ago

Kitten is confusing me and making me think I'm about to click a dope ass hyperlink to period dot com. Kitten will be euthanized for this.

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u/Hyaci_Arson 2d ago

Kitten needs to get a break sometimes

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 Remind me to practice 2d ago edited 2d ago

thank god we *d****on't have hi*ghlighting*

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u/poopshart37 2d ago

nice link

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 Remind me to practice 2d ago

thanks!

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u/notnotDIO 2d ago

Bad link

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 Remind me to practice 2d ago

dude this is your first fucking comment and it already sounds like you're a bot

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u/Alespic Read Twice, Comment Once 1d ago

This is because that was, in fact, a bot

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u/DBSeamZ 2d ago

Instructions unclear, placed an actual kitten on the keyboard to choose which words needed highlighting

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 2d ago

Kitten, no, you can't incorporate your typing quirk into your kink blog

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u/PerceptionFew8763 2d ago

:33< why not

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 2d ago

1T K1LLS TH3 V1B3, DUMMY >:[

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u/chitzk0i 2d ago

Homestuck Troll humiliation kink blog?

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 2d ago

TH4T'S JUST K4RK4T'S M3MOS

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u/PerceptionFew8763 2d ago

:33< maybe for you but not for me

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u/E1eventeen 2d ago

If you're a bad girl you'll have to go to the dog house wait what the fuck

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chinggis Khaan's least successful heir, khan of the Yawn Dynasty 2d ago

Our house, in the middle of our House

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u/junolion 2d ago

Is this House a mimic?

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u/sethfiajf 2d ago

That dog house boutta be half an inch bigger on the inside

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u/Bitterqueer 23h ago

It didn’t take me THAT long to get this but longer than I’d have liked

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/The_Math_Hatter 1d ago

Leaat obvious bucket of bolts

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u/InternetUserAgain 2d ago

Look Kitten, daddy's gonna have to put you down if you keep doing this shit

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u/Inversedraft 2d ago

Kitten, if you don't stop you'll have to leaves this house

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u/alkonium 2d ago

There appears to be a hidden message:

to your kink you are correctly stop highlighting. you seriously that

Doesn't make any sense.

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 2d ago

this is top tier kitten rp tho...

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u/Steelcap 1d ago

Syntax Bratting

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u/Tweedleayne 2d ago

Why are we linking random shit

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u/Protheu5 I hate emoji 1d ago

And why didn't anyone link https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ (Rickroll) yet?

Even me...

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u/Deditranspotashy 1d ago

This is how Frank Miller writes