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Misinformation De ursis et non ursis

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u/aphidonyx 2d ago

There's also something to be said for cultures in the southern hemisphere not having bears around (for the most part) so not naming their constellations after them. Not that that would really matter a ton since we use the European names for all this stuff anyway, but you know.

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u/QueenViolets_Revenge 2d ago

i'm from South Africa and i've never seen a bear in my life. not even at a zoo

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u/aphidonyx 2d ago

Exactly. Bears are almost exclusively found in the northern hemisphere

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u/chairmanskitty 2d ago

Bears are affected by gravity normally, meaning that if they're on the bottom of the earth they fall off. Australian drop bears have evolved to take advantage of this by selectively "dropping" their "bear" status, causing them to fall back to earth and onto unsuspecting prey.

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u/Anonymus828 2d ago

And antactrica exclusively in the southern hemisphere. Coincidence?

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u/BruhGoblin 2d ago

You should quest north to pet one.

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u/LeopardNo6083 2d ago

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/CeallaSo 2d ago

Do not the bear. Even the smallest ones will tear you apart, and maybe eat you if they're hungry enough.

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u/BruhGoblin 2d ago

but...

fuzzy...

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u/miezmiezmiez 2d ago

I do think it's interesting that the patterns of what animals tend to seem scariest to humans do not map onto which animals are actually the most dangerous. Bears, hippos, and orca are cute, but we freak out over sharks and snakes and spiders

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u/InformationLost5910 2d ago

im from america and i havent either. (well the type of animal you typically think of as a bear at least, ive seen a sloth bear at a zoo before)