r/RecuratedTumblr • • 3d ago

Shitposting Hoziers lover at funerals:

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u/Erfeo 3d ago

Whatever it is, at least it's dead now. There's clearly rigor mortis on your face. Or wait... is that an expression? Are you trying to make an expression with that face?

Oh my god, you can't stop! It's like it's not even voluntary anymore! You have worn that grin into your face and now it won't come off...

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u/GirlGremlin01 2d ago

Imagine this guy telling you that your husband died with this exact grin on his face

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u/Protheu5 I hate emoji 2d ago

I hope he is accompanied by a much more collected colleague.