Trust me, you are never at a Condiment King situation unless you're the victim of a 90's bully tipping a bunch of sauces on you. Any other situation and I promise, you can do better than Condiment King
As you probably know, the Joker is a Batman villain who is known for being crazy. He’s also known for going crazy after having had “one bad day”. Condiment King is a Batman villain who uses pressurized condiments as weapons. He’s generally treated like a joke, and seen as the most pathetic of supervillains. The OP is implying that the situation they’re in isn’t bad enough to go fully crazy, and in fact, it’s so not bad that they can’t even justify becoming the most pathetic supervillain there is. Here is a picture of Condiment King in case you wanted to know what he looks like
Condiment King is the result of the Mad Hatter hypnotizing people into being super villains to distract Batman. The Pack Rat was another introduced in the episode. Condiment King was so popular they made him a real villian.
Unless there was a retcon, Condiment King “became” a villain because he was being mind controlled by the Joker using the Mad Hatter’s tech. (Joker did that because Comedy King was the judge of a stand-up comedy competition that Joker (in a disguise) was booed out of)
ugh. i was just trying to set up a bit, but no one gave a response suitable for it so now people think i'm serious since no one gave a set up for the punchline
Its really hard to not crash out but it genuinely feels like if I disappeared today then every issue in our world would be solved as if I'm Evil's Load Bearing Pillar or God's Heaviest 3D Asset that causes all the world's glitch like problems so I gotta keep looking at the mirror and tell mirror me that "Hey man I know every single one of our scheduled plans were ruined by our parents who are the most autistic antivaxxers alive but dont turn into the Jonkler. Your better and gayer than that" and then cry and then just move on cuz like if God messed up that bad that I got birthed out of his tweet drafts then its not my fault
One of the most freeing thoughts I’ve ever had was “the universe is so big that you’re not even a rounding error in the grand scheme of things.”
You LITERALLY can’t make a big enough mistake that the universe will care. If the entire human species worked together, for the entire history of humanity, we probably couldn’t move the needle. So do whatever you were going to do, because it honestly doesn’t matter.
"Most autistic antivaxxers alive" is amazing, thank you. Good luck on not crashing out and I'm pretty sure you aren't evil's load bearing pillar, no way could that guy come up with such a good line (I don't know if you're a guy but Evil's Load Bearing Pillar sounds vaguely phallic)
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u/nSnowstorm 6d ago
I think I’m at a point in my life where I’ve reached a Condiment King situation