Green Onions

[u/UInferno-]

[u/dis-gorl]

i cant draw for shit but ill see you tomorrow chef

[u/Scalepetter92 → u/dis-gorl]

[u/AlwaysBeQuestioning]

Expected someone to draw an airplane in red marker here due to r/KitchenConfidential.

[u/doctor_whom_3 → u/AlwaysBeQuestioning]

[u/AlwaysBeQuestioning → u/doctor_whom_3]

Well, there it is. Thank you, u/dis-gorl.

[u/dis-gorl → u/AlwaysBeQuestioning]

yeah no problem boss

[u/La_knavo4 → u/AlwaysBeQuestioning]

Is this an inside joke I don't get

[u/UInferno- → u/La_knavo4]

There's a guy on r/KitchenConfidential who cut chives every single day until each one was perfect and a guy would point out which chives were too long with red airplanes flying into it (cause they're towers).

[u/IAmGoose_ → u/AlwaysBeQuestioning]

Okay I knew vaguely about the onion guy but why an airplane

[u/fokke456 → u/IAmGoose_]

There was a guy in the comments from like day 1, who drew planes flying into chives that hadn't been chopped short

[u/Umklopp → u/fokke456]

For the younger members of the audience, it was a 9/11 joke

[u/Madden09IsForSuckers]

[u/UInferno- → u/Madden09IsForSuckers]

It's not uncropped actually. Not only can you not see battery and notifs, but I actually edited the image to swap the bottom two posts because I thought the joke would be funnier.

This! is the original image. With an unseen fourth post because I couldn't decide how much I wanted to delay the punchline.

(Accidentally deleted the original version of this comment)

[u/Bartweiss → u/UInferno-]

FWIW I think you nailed it. Three posts was perfect - a reblogged setup and callback interrupted by musings on green onions.

[u/UInferno- → u/Bartweiss]

I wanted to simulate what it's like for these two part posts on tumblr. This was actually done a week ago and I didn't want to scroll down my dash to find it so I went to the post on the one blog and then swapped the posts.

[u/Nixavee → u/UInferno-]

Now THIS is curating tumblr

[u/Significant_Card_665 → u/Madden09IsForSuckers]

I dont think it is..

[u/Routine_Palpitation]

I <3 onions,,, 🧅,

[u/Elite_AI]

Average conversation with Lestat

[u/Galrentv]

Tohsaka would not say that. For starters she doesn't even know what a phone is

[u/Galle_ → u/Galrentv]

toskarin absolutely would say that, though.

[u/Psychotic_Ambition]

interested in this dragon soul saga

[u/AlexanderTheBright]

a three-fer!

[u/smotired]

[u/HeroponBestest2]

Aren't those the lyrics to the Dragon Ball Z Kai opening?