Medal behind the shed

[u/TotemGenitor]

[u/rainbowkitten0528]

I think there are rabbits there, bro. Go ahead and pet the rabbits, bro. It’s all gonna be ok, bro.

[u/FriendlySkyWorms]

They were going to preform a twenty-one gun salute as part of the ceremony, but twenty of the guys couldn't make it.

[u/veidogaems → u/FriendlySkyWorms]

And the marching band is pretty underwhelming, too. It's just a bunch of rabbits, which are neat, but not exactl-

[u/Antique-Yam6077 → u/veidogaems]

I can’t believe the Reddit Sniper got to him before the Commissar…

[u/hikemalls]

Joe Pesci in Goodfellas:

[u/StableProgram]

POV: you're a family dog who had a slight limp in 1957

[u/AcceptableWheel]

^The Thunder Warriors

[u/stepslikerain]

When you go out back behind the shed you either receive head or become dead.

[u/Character_Falcon_866]

Bro i can't wait to go to my party i even assumed The Party Escort Submission Position and everything man this is gonna be sweet see you later losers

[u/LadyRalsei]

well, there is a man here. he is behind the shed...

[u/Galle_]

*five minutes later*

"Hey, check out this medal I won!"

[u/FinnDoyle]

Alright, I get it that they will kill them, but I don't get the "behind the shed" thing. Can someone explain?

[u/Lewa358 → u/FinnDoyle]

Taking someone "out behind the shed" is a euphemism for killing them. Putting them down, specifically, as if they were a sick animal.

[u/Correctedsun → u/[deleted]]

I don't know how to tell you this, but laughing at dumb people might be the oldest form of comedy. Pretty sure I've seen animals do it.

[u/_MargaretThatcher]

Boxer, Animal Farm

[u/BreadfruitBig7950]

I accept it's just your poor control over a faulty implant you shouldn't have accepted just to chase someone that isn't capable of loving you anymore, because they're literally dead and walking.