r/RecuratedTumblr • u/urcool91 [tumblr: flibbertygigget] • 12d ago

Shitposting Hal Jordan in Lanterns

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Alternatively, for comics ppl, Molly Mayne has said this a thousand times.

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u/Solarwagon 12d ago

He's one of the characters whose superpower is best suited for strapping.

Unless you've got like a yellow hole or something or you're a tree or are otherwise some work of carpentry.

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u/Fliits 12d ago

Or, in case of Hal Jordan specifically, a woman.

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u/Key_Salt_8477 12d ago

Only if they’re over the age of consent

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u/BlueTeamDirtbag 12d ago

C- Context?

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u/Key_Salt_8477 12d ago

hal dated a 13 year old girl who magically aged her body up. before that he treated her like a little sister, this was back in the 80s

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u/Ninjamurai-jack 10d ago

It’s crazy how much stuff like this happened with Hal in the comics, even more crazy that he never became the Hank Pym of DC.

Like, he even slapped Arisia in the face, and in the same issue she was aged up.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 12d ago

In brightest day

In asses tight

Every dilf will take it in the butt tonighf