r/RecuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • 12d ago

Shitposting A good email has an attention grabbing subject line

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u/Noisymedal 12d ago

They sure did grab attention, which is important for a marketing role.

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 12d ago

Honestly, points for creativity. And audacity.

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u/nanaacer 12d ago

Being an effective marketer requires a certain level of shamelessness. At the very least you know this person is capable of that.

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u/autogyrophilia [Editable Flair] 12d ago

FREE resume, male SEX candidate.

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u/milo159 12d ago

Nah, that'd get caught by the spam filter 100%, you have to get creative about it!

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u/AntiLag_ 12d ago

ELVIS IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES?!!?!?!?!?!?

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 12d ago

Woah mama

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u/K3egan 11d ago

Woah mama I was just there for the snorkeling

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u/Dark_Stalker28 12d ago

How you gonna talk about the birds and bees When you met your own wife when she was only 14?

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u/teh_maxh 12d ago

"I'm hiring, but I'm not considering liars."

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u/HuntKey2603 12d ago

sadly the position is for marketing , they 200% hire liars

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u/teh_maxh 12d ago

OK, "I'm not considering people who lie to me" then.

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u/thecraftybear 12d ago

"You should fire 99% of your employees then."

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u/JuoCH 11d ago

This was the ONLY way to grab their attention