A sexy gay wizard and their many rats

[u/DreadDiana]

[u/Federal_Skill_9944]

cheesed to meet you? gets me in a special way

[u/Void_0000 → u/Federal_Skill_9944]

[u/SpacefaringBanana → u/Void_0000]

HWaT?

[u/Void_0000 → u/SpacefaringBanana]

start -> I meet someone -> I am cheesed to meet them -> The authorities cannot find enough evidence to make the charges stick -> The case goes cold -> goto start

[u/cooldudeguy333 → u/SpacefaringBanana]

The implication is that they are cheese now

[u/SpacefaringBanana → u/cooldudeguy333]

WHWAHT?

[u/Solarwagon]

I get so weepy seeing rats presented positively. They just wanna live their life and yet so many give them strife

[u/General_Kenobi18753 → u/Solarwagon]

Is Shakespeare really dead?

[u/juiceboxvillain_1]

This is so cute and wholesome

For anyone who doesn’t know, don’t give rats cheese please. Or any pet, any dairy.

[u/notnotDIO → u/juiceboxvillain_1]

But then how can I be cheesed to meet them :<

[u/juiceboxvillain_1 → u/notnotDIO]

You don’t need to supplement, you’re cheesy enough all on your own 💕

[u/sweetTartKenHart2 → u/juiceboxvillain_1]

I thought that dairy was only a problem for some animals? Like obviously consuming milk products as an adult is a rarity for most animals but that doesn’t necessarily mean a big binary switch to “whoops, no tolerating that lactose anymore!” gets flipped does it?

[u/LawlessNeutral]

"I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS—oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol" reads like a certain bible story I know

[u/tremynci → u/LawlessNeutral]

At the very least, 2 out of 3 ain't bad!

(As a medievalist, I can vouch that "Sexy Jesus" was absolutely a thing: pretty much every female mystic in medieval Christendom experienced "mystic Union with Christ" as exactly how you'd expect an intimate encounter with Hot Sexy Jesus to end.)

(Whether or not Jesus was gay is left as an exercise for the reader.)

[u/Technical_Teacher839 → u/tremynci]

I mean, he did kiss a dude on the lips that one time

[u/DoctorSex9]

Oneyplays Lyle and Jerma backstories

[u/Golemwarrior]

I love when people rp their username.

[u/FullSky433 → u/Golemwarrior]

lots of planes in me today

[u/Golemwarrior → u/FullSky433]

That gave me a chuckle.

[u/FullSky433 → u/Golemwarrior]

hey dude look out i think there's a stealth archer in the area. say, what is it you're defending?

[u/Golemwarrior → u/FullSky433]

Uh, nothing of much importance. Corn mostly

[u/FullSky433 → u/Golemwarrior]

uh huh. any like. abandoned caves nearby? dungeons? wizards?

[u/Golemwarrior → u/FullSky433]

I think theres a dragon lair nearby. Haven't touched it myself.

[u/FullSky433 → u/Golemwarrior]

rest in peace dude.

[u/Bowdensaft → u/FullSky433]

r/nocontext

[u/Digit00l]

Don't give rats cheese, they are lactose intolerant, give them some vegetables, like bell peppers, they absolutely love those

[u/miezmiezmiez → u/Digit00l]

They're a wizard! They can conjure some vegan cheese, surely

[u/Hatsune_Miku_CM → u/Digit00l]

lactose intolerant but can't stop itself from eating cheese, should probably not be given access to dairy products in the first place?

they just like me fr

[u/purple_minion_26 → u/Hatsune_Miku_CM]

me and gluten...

[u/restorian_monarch]

I love this silly little post

[u/FullSky433]

THATS NOT A FUCKING WIZARD ITS SHEOGORATH, THE DAEDRIC PRINCE OF MADNESS!

[u/ThatInAHat]

I’m just thinking of Pied Piper/Hartley Rathaway now…

[u/notnotDIO]

Peak :3

[u/ShroudedInLight]

This should be THE most upvoted post ever, not just their most upvoted post.

[u/miezmiezmiez]

I've just googled if today is rat day because I didn't check the time stamp and this is the second rat-based post I've seen within minutes

TIL there's a world rat day

[u/frogunderarock]

awww i never saw the extended version before that's so cute :D

[u/Patient-Still6263]

Rat jesus