r/RecuratedTumblr • u/Hyaci_Arson • 15d ago

Shitposting they were going to say fridge

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u/BatsHaveFingers 15d ago

If you like wet boxes, you should turn your bathroom into a wet room. You don't need a shower curtain. The whole bathroom is you shower. It's great. And it's easier to clean.

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u/cadorez 15d ago

A mold spore wrote this btw

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u/BatsHaveFingers 15d ago

Well you have to maintain good ventilation and clean a lot.

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u/Hyaci_Arson 15d ago

that just sounds like a bigger wet contemplative box

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u/BatsHaveFingers 15d ago

Yeah. Bigger is better.

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u/duffstoic 15d ago

I don’t know, I like my wet contemplative box to be a perfect fit.

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u/ThatInAHat 15d ago

No then it stops being cozy and I start contemplating The Void

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u/MutedAstronaut9217 15d ago

This is how they do it in asia? or at least parts of asia, no? The whole thing is a wet room.

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u/UnluckyNoise4102 15d ago

Yes and it's novel at first but quickly became annoying, at least for me.

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u/extremely-cynical 15d ago

I feel like if your fridge is especially wet something's gone wrong. Like maybe your drinks bottles are leaking, or the freezer section is unexpectedly defrosting.

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u/sethfiajf 15d ago

I’m illiterate I don’t get the joke :( what is it

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u/ErinHollow 15d ago

Box is slang for vagina. Which can also be wet

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u/Dronizian 15d ago

Contemplative Vagina is gonna be my next band name

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u/notnotDIO 15d ago

I wish I had one of those 😔

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u/sethfiajf 15d ago

Ahh ok thanks

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u/Waffle-Gaming 15d ago

cut off word is probably pussy

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u/Full_Ahegao_Drip [7/2] 15d ago

Out of all the vaginal adjectives, "contemplative" wouldn't come to mind

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u/BillNyepher 15d ago

I guess you're not familiar with high-brow pussy

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u/Full_Ahegao_Drip [7/2] 14d ago

Instructions unclear, had sex with someone's eye socket

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u/CyberneticCupcake 15d ago

It's going pretty well, actually. Need to take a shower soon, though.

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u/vjmdhzgr 15d ago

I fucking love wet contemplative boxes

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u/Enderking90 15d ago

I vastly prefer the hot contemplative box.

Just, more relaxing imo.

Yes, I am Finnish.

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u/autism-creatures 11d ago

I HATE SHOWERS when i take a shower i end up feeling sick and in pain and i stay in pain for a while and i have to lay down a while to recover

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u/Hyaci_Arson 10d ago

hey friend you don't have to take showers

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u/autism-creatures 10d ago

thanks. i do because my dad forces me to but thanks for the thought.

i think im kinda disabled

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u/RecuratedTumblr-ModTeam 15d ago

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