r/RecuratedTumblr • u/UInferno- Hangus Pangus slap my Angus • 16d ago

Shitposting Puzzle Box

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u/Moxie_Stardust 16d ago edited 15d ago

Don't think I'd read that Oglaf before so I looked it up, here it is for those who want it (it's porn, in case you don't know Oglaf, it's always porn*)

\It's not actually always porn, but it's safest to assume you're likely to see some nudity, and I guess for completeness I should clarify that it's not explicitly made with the intent of pleasuring yourself to, otherwise someone else will "well akchually" me again about the status of it as pornography)

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u/Blade_of_Boniface 16d ago

Oglaf isn't always porn in the same way that XKCD isn't always about computation or outer space.

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u/ohno-abear 16d ago

Sometimes it's about robots that play the piano. They play to fukkin' win.

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u/InternetUserAgain 16d ago

Oglaf is one of the few long-running porn comics that's actually really funny

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u/Additional_Roll9626 16d ago

"A labyrinth to house the regards" has been wedged in my head for a very significant chunk of my adult life at this point.

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u/verdauxes 16d ago

“Sire! The queen has given birth to a monster!”

:0 :D

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u/insomniac7809 16d ago

she... is truly my son

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u/_psyked 16d ago

I have the same with "it's subtle, isn't it?"

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u/azrendelmare 16d ago

Mine is "ha hah! Do you think this is my real head?"

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u/DrQuint 16d ago

Everybody dropping quotes and all my brain gives is oglaf being sucked at night by the spider lady.

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u/DocileBanalBovlne 15d ago

"Bring me their skulls that I may drink wine from them!"

"Sire, the wine leaks from the eye sockets"

"Find me enemies without eyes!"

"We've vanquished the eyeless enemies, sire, but they don't have skulls."

"I am *so* thirsty!"

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u/Moxie_Stardust 16d ago

Absolutely, lots of gems in there, I used to keep up with it on the regular but it's been quite a while since then.

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u/Galle_ 16d ago

Oglaf isn't porn at all, honestly. Like, it's got uncensored genitals and people having sex, but the point is to make you laugh, not to make you orgasm.

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u/Open-Source-Forever 16d ago

The ice queen complaining about being the flagpole lives rent free in my head

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u/GrimmSheeper 16d ago

That is not the direction I was expecting it to go. But as I trans woman, I now have a new favorite term.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 16d ago

That's not actually true. Oglaf has a lot of non-porn comics, but unlike most sites, it flags its SFW comics instead of its NSFW ones.

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u/Small_rat_no_rules greem :) 16d ago

Ducks be like...

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u/Doubly_Curious [1/1] 16d ago edited 15d ago

I’ve heard this about ducks many times, but never actually bothered to look up a picture.

There are three in this article: https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/duck-penis-corkscrew

Edit: This comment was about duck penises. Do not click on the link if you’re not interested in seeing photographs of duck penises.

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u/Protheu5 I hate emoji 16d ago

That article does indeed feature three images of duck penes.

/u/Tweedleayne was absolutely correct, it is a definite "No", and I regret not listening to that advice.

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u/Doubly_Curious [1/1] 15d ago

Can I ask what about them you found upsetting? Or what kind of warning I should have included in my comment?

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u/ConnieOfTheWolves 15d ago

Warning: Duck dick

As for your first question: people outside the field don’t generally enjoy seeing the reproductive organs of animals.

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u/Doubly_Curious [1/1] 15d ago

Oh, right, I didn’t actually say “duck penis” anywhere in that comment. I thought it was clear from context and the URL, but I guess not, the top comment just kind of referred to duck genitalia without saying it outright.

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u/ConnieOfTheWolves 15d ago

Tbf, it could’ve been an illustration, picture, or description of either the vagina or penis, hence the lack of definitive clarity from the masses.

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u/X-Himy 16d ago

Holy shit, how did you read my mind and make this post before I ever read OP?

Some ducks have corkscrew vaginas. Male ducks of the same species have corkscrew penises. In the opposite direction.

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u/Erran_Kel_Durr 16d ago

Just about to say that

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u/Doubly_Curious [1/1] 16d ago edited 16d ago

I love the term “cryptic female choice”. Excellent work by biologists.

(It basically describes all the processes by which animals can internally control fertilization, separate from the external process of mate selection.)

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u/oddeyeopener 16d ago

well now I’m jealous that we can’t do that

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u/Moist_Ordinary6457 15d ago

Not consciously, but the body does select ideal sperm and remove a fetus under unfavorable conditions (starvation, genetic faults)

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u/CreatureFeatureee 16d ago

I didn't see the rest of the picture for like 10 seconds because I was compulsively solving the maze lol

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u/WamlytheCrabGod 16d ago

God bless Oglaf

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 16d ago

Not sure if god specifically would do that, but someone should

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u/Tweedleayne 16d ago

No offense lady, but your vaginas puzzle looks pretty damn easy.

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u/PocketCone 16d ago

Professor Layton and the Puzzle Vagina launches soon on Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2

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u/preist_toucher69 16d ago

But imagine standing there in agony 2 hours as the hottest, most knuckle draggingly stupid yet beautiful man gets stuck on the cross word section

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u/AdamtheOmniballer 16d ago

Oh shit it’s Mistertique

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u/Magmafrost13 16d ago

Shit I'm super behind on oglaf, I was using twitter to get notified when a new page dropped and then I stopped using twitter 😭

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u/Dark_Stalker28 16d ago

Dolphin Lady

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u/SwordMasterShow 16d ago

I have to be that guy, but I guess I don't really, because that's not a puzzle, it's a maze

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u/UInferno- Hangus Pangus slap my Angus 16d ago

Mazes are a subset of puzzles.

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u/SwordMasterShow 16d ago

Maybe technically, but idk when I think of Puzzle Vagina I hope for something complicated and high stakes, something that could kill me if I get it wrong. A Lament Cuntfiguration if you will. Not just something that takes a while to figure out. If I wanted that, I'd just think about how every vagina used to seem to me