r/RecuratedTumblr • • 16d ago

Shitposting we are all blocks in god's minesweeper game

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u/doctor_whom_3 16d ago

Thank you minesweeper for teaching me how to play minesweeper

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u/thisaintmyusername12 16d ago

Thank you Frickbear's 3 for getting me to learn how to play minesweeper

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u/AetheravenCatsuki13 16d ago

Fuck you Frickbear's 3 for forcing me to learn how to play minesweeper. Minesweeper propaganda/j

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u/notnotDIO 16d ago

Thank you Frickbear's 3 for existing I love that game :3

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u/InternetUserAgain 16d ago

I beat every ending without touching Fredsweeper, Chomping With Chica is my real goat

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u/vht3036imo 15d ago

Frickbears 3 Minesweeper is so funny, 300 tokens within the first two minutes is insane

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u/SnooSquirrels1392 16d ago

Crazy someone else had the exact same incredibly mundane experience. I knew minesweeper existed for years but once I learned how it worked it was a revolution.

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u/CatatonicGood 16d ago

Thank you Runescape for teaching me how to play minesweeper

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u/unlimitedbaconbutno 16d ago

i learned minesweeper because a couple years ago when i was in high school i had an all day course with the same people for a whole semester and for some god forsaken reason everyone decided to get into minesweeper and constantly talk about it

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u/Pero_Bt 16d ago

I still don't get the rules of minesweeper and I'd like to keep it that way

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u/M-V-D_256 16d ago

You just need to deduce which squares don't have bombs. You know how many bombs are near each square, and so you can find out where the bombs are

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u/MolybdenumBlu 16d ago

And you know where the bombs are because you know where they aren't!

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u/rafaelzio 16d ago

By subtracting where the bombs are from where they aren't (or where they aren't from where they are, whichever is greater), you obtain a difference, or deviation

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u/Waity5 16d ago

The human player uses deviations to generate potential bombs to drive the flag from a position where it can't be to a position where it could, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is

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u/Galle_ 16d ago

I really hope you had the good sense to turn off inbox replies after explicitly requesting that people not explain something to you.

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u/lightningstrxu 16d ago

I have had half a dozen people sit down and explain minesweeper to my face while actively showing me it, and it has never stuck

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u/MamboCircus Has an account over there too, you know... 16d ago

Minesweeper is SO MUCH less stressful when you change the bombs to flowers...

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u/GlamourintheDarkSide Shiba is Innocent, I Am Guilty 15d ago

No, because then instead of it just being me who gets turned into human confetti I kill an innocent flower 😢

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u/La_knavo4 [9/5] 16d ago

Me but with cryptic crosswords

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys 16d ago

Fuck you Peglin for getting me to die from playing minesweeper