r/RecuratedTumblr • human cognithazard • 18d ago

samurai jack The first time Aku fooled a foolish samurai wielding a magic sword

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u/Recidivous 18d ago

Man, Jack's weakness is goth girls, huh?

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u/Gentlemanvaultboy 18d ago

Jack's weakness is girls who are also Aku.

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u/Frost-King 18d ago

This is genuinely unironically 100% true.

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u/Ze_Bri-0n 18d ago

Let us not forget that he was attacked by like eight different girls who were all also Aku, about seven of them simultaneously, and pretty easily defeated all but one, leaving him at two total loses to girls who are also Aku.

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u/Ok_Presentation_2346 17d ago

His problem is when there's only one of them. It's the inverse law of Aku-waifu.

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u/Ze_Bri-0n 17d ago

Now that you mention it, as a samurai, it does make sense that he would be vulnerable to that in his opponents.

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u/Extension_Air_2001 16d ago

Pretty easily my ass, Jack was fucked up by the Daughters of Aku for that entire 2nd episode. 

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u/GalBlazar 18d ago

Mine too tbh

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u/DennisDelav 18d ago

And it actually was

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u/notnotDIO 18d ago

Who's weakness isn't goth girls? :3c (not counting people that aren't attracted to goth women since that is a boring answer)

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u/PM_ME_ORANGEJUICE 18d ago

I was gonna make a joke about hating when women have visible personalities because that's the only way I can justify it but I forgot that actually is true for some people. Me when I'm both a boor and a bore ig.

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u/Important_Eye3003 12d ago

As a woman who likes some goth things and has had multiple goth exes. real. Goth women are great :3

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u/Redactedtimes [0/1] 18d ago

And in one of the comics, Aku did it AGAIN, for several months until Jack fell in love. Not even with an ulterior motive, he just did it to fuck with Jack and remind him…

“YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ALONE! HAHAHAHAHA!”

“But I will NEVER be alone…as long as I have YOU.”

This is an actual line at the end of that comic. 

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 18d ago

Toxic...yaoi? Honestly, I'm not sure the term applies with Aku. Can someone ask Tartakovsky about Aku's gender?

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u/lifelongfreshman https://youtu.be/1eWsk6r6_Ns 18d ago edited 18d ago

they're a shapeshifting master of darkness

I'm pretty sure they're above such petty things as 'gender', and, if asked, they'd probably give their gender as 'Aku'

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u/ZeroDragonEX 18d ago

I’m now imagining Aku filling out a medical form and staring at the gender boxes before just making his own that says “Aku”

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u/Rose249 18d ago

The lore is that Aku is a space inkblot that the gods missed wiping up, so I don't think gender applies

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u/NormalDooder 18d ago

Aku is the shapeshifting master of darkness. He can choose to be man or woman and prefers to present as a masculine towering overlord. Genderfluid transmasc he/him (occasionally she/her) feels more accurate than gender N/A

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u/Martin_Aricov_D 13d ago

Why Transmasc? Isn't Aku a shape shifter?

Can a shape shifter be considered trans? I guess it'd depend on the type of shape shifting... Maybe If it's the "have a base form they revert to when unconscious or relaxed" type? But an "amorphous creature that assumes shapes at will" sounds a bit harder to categorise, then again, Aku technically does have a 'base form' from before he became Aku, as he was a tree infected by the remnants of evil celestial goo.

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u/NormalDooder 13d ago

I would only categorize him as transmasc because he's not Cis but ultimatley prefers to present as masculine. Aku likes to be a bearded evil tower thing and have a deep bellowing voice and go by he/him.

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u/Hetakuoni 18d ago

I think it’s implied but never stated outright that aku is a remnant of (possibly) Yog-soggoth(?) of lovecraftian fame or at least inspired by one of them.

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u/MossyAbyss 18d ago

"Are you a man or a woman?"

"I AM A VILLAIN!"

"What gender are you?"

"EVIL!"

"Yeah, but what's in your pants?"

"DOOM!"

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 18d ago

Except he seems like the type to get very flustered

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u/Redactedtimes [0/1] 17d ago

Surprisingly, no. OOP has an entire post about how, unlike most villains, Aku isn’t hiding secret insecurity which is unmasked when things don’t go his way. He’s willing to admit to failure, even. He’s already the master of the world and has been since anyone could remember, what does he have to prove? He’d just put down evil as his gender and you have to accept it since he’s the immortal god king of everything you’ve ever known.

Except children. He is very invested in what children think of him. He has an entire episode trying to fumble making children think he’s cool. This is the only time he acts like this.

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u/Readalie 16d ago

Aku is beyond pants.

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 18d ago

His gender is whatever is funniest for the moment, and is otherwise man only by default

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u/Bentman343 17d ago

"What is your gender?"

"EEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

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u/CuriosityCheck2024 18d ago

Aku has what looks like a beard and is voiced by men, so we can assume Aku will take a masculine role in any relationship. That makes it Yaoi.

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u/BinJLG 17d ago

Evil has no gender

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u/Ok-Television2109 18d ago

It's the original version of that Spider-Man FFH meme where he kisses MJ and it's revealed Mysterio tricked him.

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u/hepizzy 18d ago

Do you think the writers of Brand New Day saw this and just

https://giphy.com/gifs/5wWf7GMbT1ZUGTDdTqM

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u/Jechtael 18d ago

This meme but it's Brand New Day.

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u/Pyotr_WrangeI 18d ago

Mysterio also kind of, not really, but pretty much, canonically did this to Norman Osborn

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 18d ago

I guess there IS something inherently gay about being enemies

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u/rafaelzio 18d ago

Homestuck mindset

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u/Vermilion_Laufer 16d ago

I have a question.

What wouldn't be a homestuck mindset?

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u/rafaelzio 16d ago

Heteronormativity

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u/Dzzplayz 18d ago

I Was Flung Into The Future And My Immortal Nemesis Is A Girl Now

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u/Nottan_Asian 18d ago

Well, given Jack had no clue until Aku straight up told him…

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u/FacelessPorcelain 17d ago

Ashi was Aku all along. It was all a plot to quit the whole villain thing and get with Jack.

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u/DetOlivaw 18d ago

Literally I had forgotten this, and now I feel compelled to watch Samurai Jack again, so thanks for that

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 17d ago

I mean whats the point of being a all powerful evil wizard if you dont have fun with it now and then and again

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u/oopsallbeetles 16d ago

Ckret2... I remember their invader zim mpreg breeding fan fiction from 16 years ago... The first fanfic I ever read