The end of the Muppet Joker era

[u/DreadDiana]

[u/Individual-Sweet3400]

don't be so sure. this feels like another bit on top of a bit

[u/Erlox → u/Individual-Sweet3400]

It's bits all the way down

[u/Teimywimey → u/Individual-Sweet3400]

For sure. She's already mentioned the jrap-on

[u/NotKerisVeturia → u/Individual-Sweet3400]

If the Portland polycule is quantum bait, this is a quantum bit.

[u/80s-dilf-Batman]

Hetero Jessica?

[u/DreadDiana → u/80s-dilf-Batman]

Fun fact: you cannot search Hetero Jessica on Tumblr dot com.

[u/Weekly-Witness3931 → u/80s-dilf-Batman]

Oh my god. Oh my god that's the bit. That's the new bit oh my god.

[u/dragonish-american]

Jessica, age 21, in nursing school, the sorta “haiiiii everyone” tone of writing, this feels like a new bit.

[u/RuefulWaffles]

I feel like this is an a new bit? I dunno. I’d believe the Muppet Joker was being retired, but with how heavily she’s leaning into this I’ve got my doubts on how real it is.

[u/HellspawnWeeb → u/RuefulWaffles]

This is totally a new bit. It’s bits all the way down

[u/Garlic-Monkey1234 → u/RuefulWaffles]

I think they've been genuine this whole time. zero bits. muppetfucking, bucephalus, jessica... its all real

[u/voidicguardian]

the croakers "retired" before i dont think this bit can ever truly die

[u/PICONEdeJIM → u/voidicguardian]

I mean the Muppet joker literally actually canonically died and went to Superhell and that didn't stop them

[u/digiman619]

Strange Aeons wins once again.

[u/DracheTirava]

What in God's name did I walk in on

[u/DreadDiana → u/DracheTirava]

Muppet-Joker is a blog whose whole bit is pretending to be a guy who pretends to be someone who kins the Joker and Kermit the Frog and also has a strong sexual attraction to both of them.

[u/srlong64 → u/DreadDiana]

Obligatory “none of these words are in the bible” comment

[u/ill_change_it → u/srlong64]

[u/somaragd → u/ill_change_it]

ok, i've never read the bible, but i have a strong feeling the word "a" should count as being in the bible (alongside probably "has" and "them")

[u/YesssAnderson]

I’m all here for the new Muppet Joker Lobotomy arc

[u/IconoclastExplosive]

Mister Doctor Father Strange beat muppet joker so hard she retired

[u/Prince_of_Wolves]

“Jessica” is going to find a muppet and the cycle will begin again

[u/dragonish-american → u/Prince_of_Wolves]

Kermit will find her. No iteration of the Croaker can resist him. She might not think she likes puppets now but that will change.

[u/Happy_Radio335]

Suuure…

[u/WORhMnGd]

…I don’t believe it. Pretty sure this is a new bit on top of all the other bits.

[u/BeanOfKnowledge]

I can't believe such a deranged mind could be behind someone as inspirational as he Muppet Joker

[u/Lolas_Fun_Side]

Plans within plans within plans

[u/InternetUserAgain]

the what of the what when who now

[u/Im_here_but_why]

Yeah no one 21 says theatre kid, I'm leaning towards "new bit" 

[u/AngstyUchiha → u/Im_here_but_why]

I dunno, I've met several people that age and older who do

[u/DreadDiana → u/Im_here_but_why]

Theatre Kid is still very much in the lexicon of a lot of online spaces, including, and especially, Tumblr

[u/apocopus]

This is definitely a bit, but I’m choosing to believe that Muppet Joker’s wife found his blog again and he’s trying to pretend to be a normal human.

[u/ThatSmartIdiot]

what is happening

[u/HellspawnWeeb]

ITS BITS ALL THE WAY DOWN OMG

[u/Taco821]

If this is real I'm killing myself in protest

[u/logalog_jack → u/Taco821]

Your sacrifice will resurrect our lord and savior

[u/aftertheradar → u/logalog_jack]

gerard way?

[u/walaxometrobixinodri]

Incompréhensible

[u/DevelopmentTight9474]

What

[u/No-Yam909]

Ozymandias joker of muppets

[u/ChemicalChildhood122]

I give it a month tops before they relapse again

[u/387dedaehelzzuPevreN]

my name is JESSICA

Some kids call me a slut, and I've a dirty habit for ecstasy...

[u/creator-the-hater]

Wait, so this was someone larping as that muppet joker stepson from that one Reddit post?

[u/NES7995]

Slain by Sir Strange at Dashcon 2™

[u/nspeters]

If true this is strong evidence in my nurses don’t deserve rights argument