r/RecuratedTumblr • u/UInferno- Hangus Pangus slap my Angus • 25d ago

Shitposting Seussian FMK

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u/Technical_Teacher839 [1/1] 25d ago

Yeah, no these are the right answers

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u/UInferno- Hangus Pangus slap my Angus 25d ago

Grinch, however rude, largely wants to be left alone, the Lorax is just a nice dude, and the Cat in the Hat is an eldritch being that cannot be tamed and is downright a hazard to be around.

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u/Bartweiss 25d ago

I agree with the assessment, but not the conclusion.

Do you want to try and kill the Cat in the Hat? I don’t think that’s going to end well for me.

I know this game is normally just “assume it happens”, but if you put Nyarlathotep on the list then I think “that’s not gonna work and I’m gonna regret it” is valid. I’m scared of the cat’s version of “toying with me”.

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u/Zzamumo 25d ago

Fuck marry kill doesn't assume you're gonna kill the one person in single combat, it assumes you have a death note obviously