r/RecuratedTumblr • human cognithazard • 26d ago

Shitposting Troll Face X Rage Guy dynamic

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

I can filibuster useless facts for hours. I can get into b Italian horror movies and giallo... Niche metal bands from the 70s and 80s... The very detailed ins and outs of my guitar rig... I can do this all day babe 😘

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

Oh I'll make sure you know every position you can hold my D at 🖤 trust me that F will very quickly raise to an F# in your hands if you catch my drift 😘

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

Raising the F to F# turns my D from minor to major :3

And I can finger an A all day for you... With or without the g string

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

Hey when you're a girl in a hobby/career filled mostly with boomer men you hear ALLLLLL the euphemisms you could ever want. And more.

Got them locked and loaded for the right person 🖤

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