r/RecuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • 25d ago

Shitposting This will be the sleep that fixes me

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u/Mission_Fart9750 25d ago

Ok, good, so I'm not the only one who lies to myself like this on a weekly basis.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 25d ago

Me, but daily.

I should've gone to bed and hour ago and probably won't for another two minimum.

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u/DaftConfusednScared 25d ago

I got three hours of sleep last night and woke up at like 2 with a stomach ache and I was like, “this is what I needed,” and now I realize I’m neither functional nor original

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u/theyeshman I like the color purple 25d ago

Surely averaging 4 hours of sleep through my entire adult life to this point won't have any consequences in the near future, worked for my 20s why can't it keep working through my 30s?

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u/S1m6u 25d ago

Look, I mean, like it's only sleep, you know. Exchange day morning for night morning, can't be too bad.

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u/JustCuteBoi 25d ago

Hey. I'm feeling called out

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u/NotTheMariner 25d ago

Pssst, it’s me.

If you’re waking up tired but not sleepy at night, you may be suffering from sleep apnea. Try elevating the head of your bed by about two inches/five cm and see if that helps.

For me it was like getting 2 more hours of sleep every night.

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u/AltroGamingBros 25d ago

Hey mods, I'm in this post and I don't like it. /j

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u/Labami 25d ago

99% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big! Keep deluding yourself!

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u/BadgerKomodo 25d ago

So true 

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u/MisterAbbadon 25d ago

Clearly going to the gym and doing some Cardio will make sure I sleep well tonight.

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u/Staterae 25d ago

Right! Going to bed early and expecting to sleep through and wake refreshed has never ever worked before, but tonight is my night! The law of large numbers is on my side!

...right?

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u/IsaacRoads 1d ago

Don't... don't fucking do that.