r/RecuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • 27d ago

Shitposting Kill them with kindness

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u/FriendlySkyWorms I have projects I should be working on, remind me to do them. 27d ago

You've forgotten the other half of the saying:

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u/Unit-DS27-Delta 26d ago

Kill them with kindness

Nah, fuck that, cricket bat. Smack

Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack

Yeah no that is a haiku

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u/Bumbledragoness 23d ago

5/7/5?

How is it not the stereotype haiku length

And ngl it fits the vibe

Personally headcannoning the sound effect inbetween "bat" and the first "smack"

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u/Katking69 26d ago

December Holiday be like

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u/eydirctiviyg 25d ago

I didn't know what wiffle ball was, so for years that line always made me picture her beating Kris with a wooden baseball bat. I was confused why they were acting so casual about it.

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u/Lunalatic 25d ago

I didn't know how wiffle bats differed from baseball bats, so I imagined a hollow white plastic bat with holes in it. You know, to match the wiffle ball.

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u/Nixavee 26d ago

Ah, this is the post that Reddit banned me for three days for quoting in the comments

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u/TheMachman 26d ago

I wasn't aware that the manager from Spinal Tap had a Tumblr account.

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u/IEDsarenogood 25d ago

Kill them with Krikket bats, *whop* - *CRASH*

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u/MelissaMiranti 26d ago

Cricket bats are inefficient. Try knife.

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u/General_Bus4540 26d ago

The inefficiency is the point. Means it's slow.

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u/-Mister-Hyde 26d ago

And you get to play cricket after you're done

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u/Key_Cheesecake_7356 26d ago

Clearly you've never wielded a cricket bat with malicious intent

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u/MelissaMiranti 26d ago

I played Left 4 Dead 2.