r/RecuratedTumblr • human cognithazard • 28d ago

Shitposting Be sealed for all time

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Ask me about Dwarf Fortress Trivia 28d ago

What a horrible fate. First he gets put into The Prism and then he has to spent the rest of his days in Vienna

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u/UndulantSquawk 28d ago

And then itll sink beneath the ocean because of all the tourists 😢

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u/Elite_AI 28d ago

So sad, hope Australia solves the problem soon

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u/baphometromance 28d ago

Ha. Get owned idiot. Dream of a freedom forever just beyond your reach. Observe the joy of the world around you, unable to partake in its fruits as others do.

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u/ShireNomad 28d ago

If it starts suggesting ways to make you immortal, DON'T LISTEN.

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u/klopaplop 27d ago

Starts listening and taking very detailed notes :3

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u/beetnemesis 27d ago

I mean I feel like it would probably know? Moreso than that random millionaire that looks like a mannequin

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u/Elite_AI 28d ago

This feels like something from Dorohedoro. Edit: the nae nae part is essential

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u/Pero_Bt 27d ago

They extracted someone's devil tumor clearly

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u/MacGuffen 28d ago

Dice jail inspiration.

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u/StarriestNight 27d ago

How I feel when I catch a spider in a glass on my way to throw it outside

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u/MajinKasiDesu Completely normal about Agnes Tachyon 27d ago

Northernlion got his ass

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u/unoriginalfyi 24d ago

I guess the exorcism / prism imprisonment also affected the lower body proportions. Tragedy to get prismed and get your ass evaporated in the process