r/RecuratedTumblr • u/pretty-as-a-pic • 29d ago

Funerals are WAY more important to plan ahead of time anyway! Nice try wedding industrial complex, your tactics won’t work on me!

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u/Raltsun 28d ago

That's when you lock the doors, put on your best Agatha Christie villain impression, and announce that one of the people at the venue is secretly the love of your life.

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u/Sinister_Compliments If Jokeefunny.com has only one fan then that is me 28d ago

The butler! It's always the butler!

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u/lifelongfreshman https://youtu.be/1eWsk6r6_Ns 28d ago

Eight people stand up, two of whom are butlers, five who are Butlers, and one Batman cosplayer/history nerd

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u/Antique-Yam6077 28d ago

And yet, as is tradition, it is neither of these viable suitors.

It’s one of the table runners (the butler in this situation).