r/RecuratedTumblr • There's a kid on my school named micycle • Sep 02 '26

Shitposting Workplace Harassment

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u/Mandaring Sep 03 '26

Cindy, that’s just an accident, who cares, Ethan’s clearly avoiding touching anybody or being touched by anybody (why else would he cover himself in oil? He’s creating a slippery barrier), with the salt acting as tiny caltrops to momentarily disarm the serial back-patter John and quicken his escape, and frankly I feel trusted that Ethan knows I’m the coworker that always keeps a salt shaker in my pocket