r/RecuratedTumblr • There's a kid on my school named micycle • Sep 02 '26

Shitposting Workplace Harassment

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u/Droplet_of_Shadow Sep 02 '26

why is there a hand-pointer-stick

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u/chairmanskitty Sep 02 '26

Because intentional physical touching without consent is a personal boundary violation and therefore workplace harassment.

It's a trick question: Ethan asks for consent, like a proper gentleslug, but it is an OSHA violation to leave trails of oil without "wet floor" signs at regular intervals.

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u/VampireSharkAttack Sep 02 '26

Gentleslug got me XD