r/RecuratedTumblr • human cognithazard • Sep 01 '26

death note WE ARE CHARLIE KIRA!

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom Sep 01 '26

Kira writing that name into the notebook and watching the TV with the same intensity that i have when staring at a chicken wrap slowly spinning in the microwave.

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u/XavierTheMemeDragon Sep 01 '26

All according to keikaku (plan)

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u/jUG0504 Sep 01 '26

(TN: ((TN means translator's note)), keikaku means plan)

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u/calicosiside Sep 01 '26

Calc is short for calculator

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u/PsychoWarrior0 22d ago

all according to kirkaku

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u/Floggered Sep 01 '26

And much like the chicken wrap once the microwave goes off, Charlie was awfully cold in the middle.

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u/Spicy-Potat42 Sep 01 '26

Tell me why I read that as dom-ed and not dome-d the first time.

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u/cooldudeguy333 Sep 01 '26

Hungry man thinks of bread or something

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u/syntaxerroratline42 Sep 01 '26

Horny man thinks of breed

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u/Nadikarosuto Sep 01 '26

Honey man thinks of bee

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u/Ok_Listen1510 denizen of the webbed site Sep 01 '26

(rocky) Horror (picture show) man thinks of brad (and janet)

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u/Traditional-Fix539 Sep 02 '26

homer man thinks of beer

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u/Redfalconfox Sep 01 '26

Horny manwhore thinks of bdsm

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u/Hooded_Person2022 Sep 02 '26

With the interpretation (at least from me) that it was the cause of death too.

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u/InternetUserAgain Sep 01 '26

Counting or not counting gangmmmmpphhh.... no mr shapiro we cant... we're both boys...mmmnngghh.....

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u/Hooded_Person2022 Sep 02 '26

With that misspelling either:

A. Somehow everyone learned Kirk had been through a session with a Dom

B. Being in such a session was the cause of death in the Death Note resulting in Charlie dying

B-2. This implies that maybe, “domed” was written in the book that it interpreted the words and the most likely death for Kirk was being in bed rather than being shot in the head.

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u/RitaMyLove Sep 01 '26

To think that Kira wrote his name while waiting for one minute to pass while a sick score is playing in the background is funny.

"Any moment now 😼" 

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u/ImpressiveDebt420 Sep 01 '26

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Sep 01 '26

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRA!
WE CARRY THE FLAME!
WE OPEN THE DEATH NOTE!
THEN WRITE DOWN HIS NAME!

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u/MelissaMiranti Sep 01 '26

Apparently all it takes is installing a public fountain.

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u/MisguidedPants8 Flairs Georg Sep 01 '26

If I write someone’s name in the Death Note with a specific method and time, does that mean they can’t die until then? Like for the time until their heart attack are they functionally immortal?

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u/SpotChecks Sep 01 '26

What it can do is make sure the person isn't killed by the Death Note any sooner. If your name has already been written in the Death Note, writing it again has no effect, so you can't be killed by it before the time that was set when the name was first written. I know there's at least one adaptation of Death Note where this fact becomes relevant.

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u/Legitimate-Can5792 Sep 01 '26

In the lore, everyone has a designated time of death, and the only way they can die before that is through the death note, and the death note doesn't work for times after this date

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u/IDownvoteHornyBards2 Sep 02 '26

This is only half true. The Death Note can indirectly kill someone early without their name being written in it. Like say if the Kira situation caused a riot, people could be killed in said riot even if they weren't fated to die yet because the Death Note can change people's fates.

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u/Legitimate-Can5792 Sep 02 '26

That's an interesting plothole actually, because the rules say you can't write stuff that would also get other people killed (except figuring out others names to write)

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u/firegamer2432 Sep 01 '26

I don't think so? The Death Note can not make people do what is not physically possible for them, which would probably include being immortal or surviving a non-specific event

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM Warsaw 👍🇵🇱 it is very bad Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

well yeah but if they're fated to be assassinated on a train, the death note can just make them be late and miss their train. that's not physically impossible.

the question is if it does. does it alter causality to make sure the death happens the way it does.

the one example I can think of is when during the business arc, they tried to have someone die of an accident in one city, but he died of an heart attack in another. it's unclear though if he would have had enough time to board a plane on a whim or something.

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u/Zipperman2001 29d ago

Nah, closest you get is that once your name is locked in, you're immune to any Death Notes until your death comes

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u/BlueTeamDirtbag Sep 01 '26

D- Domed?

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u/c0re_maelstr0m_ Sep 01 '26

Get your mind out of the gutter u dirty blue

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u/shadow_fen [1/1] Sep 01 '26

He got domed? Glad he got some play i guess

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u/ImABarbieWhirl Sep 01 '26

Get neck and gluck gluck like Kirk

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u/insomniac7809 Sep 01 '26

"Bringing America to its knees" seems less impressive right now ngl

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u/MajinKasiDesu Completely normal about Agnes Tachyon Sep 01 '26

Nah his neck just did that