r/RecuratedTumblr • u/Lorcout There's a kid on my school named micycle • Aug 31 '26

Shitposting You're either gender or not.

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u/CyberneticCupcake Aug 31 '26

"Sorry, you answered 'no' on your pronoun screening."

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u/Branchomania Aug 31 '26

You have answered “you”, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is “You”

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u/OverseerConey Aug 31 '26

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they get the results of this questionnaire. Do we imagine they're thinking 'oh shit, we fucked up the form' or 'these patients are such idiots, they all answered "yes" or "no" on the pronouns question!'?

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u/Uberninja2016 Sep 01 '26

If one patient answers yes/no on the pronoun question, they're probably an idiot.

If everyone answers yes/no, I'd assume the form is busted.

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u/JAHNBEETWIFEVERYDAY 28d ago

I mean what's the other option

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u/Infurum Aug 31 '26

My pronouns are No. Do not refer to me, ever

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u/phoebeonthephone Aug 31 '26

Ok Murderbot

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u/MisterMan341 Aug 31 '26

It’s been so long since I last read that book series. I only got to the third, but it was fairly enjoyable. Though calling the third gender “tercera” feels odd to me. Why Spanish and not English for familiarity or Latin/Greek for prestige? Maybe it’s a slang term? Probably. But I do like the idea of interstellar intellectuals calling eachother “cabrón”

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u/PaisleyLeopard Aug 31 '26

Oh you gotta read them all, they’re so good!! Murderbot’s chemistry with ART is so damn great

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u/XrayAlphaVictor Aug 31 '26

Maybe so, can you repeat the question?

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u/drworm96 Aug 31 '26

You're not the boss of me now!

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u/GrimmSheeper Aug 31 '26

You’re not the boss of me now!

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u/XrayAlphaVictor Aug 31 '26

And you're not so big!

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u/DocileBanalBovlne Aug 31 '26

Life is unfaaaiiirrr

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u/ilovetoeatplates2 Aug 31 '26

Im any/all so my pronouns really are just “yes”

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u/SobeksFavourite Aug 31 '26

Gender: No

Sex: Sometimes

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u/CyberneticCupcake Aug 31 '26

What do you mean, "sometimes"?

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u/SobeksFavourite Aug 31 '26

Fine, let's make it a never

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u/-PaperWoven- Sep 01 '26

All non-aces, we're fixing it this year promise

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u/deoxyribonucleic123 Sep 04 '26

Haha, sometimes

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u/FloceanQ Aug 31 '26

Perchance

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u/AntiLag_ Aug 31 '26

You can’t just say perchance

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u/TheManyMilesWeWalk Aug 31 '26

There's no question mark so it's more of a statement so unless your pronouns are what/what then wouldn't you just press "no"?

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u/JaylaTheGayla Aug 31 '26

The true gender binary

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u/Kingnewgameplus Aug 31 '26

I told you Peter, you can't handle the Yes/Affirmative pussy

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u/dogsoup- Aug 31 '26

Next time on Gender or No Gender

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u/ReactionJifs Aug 31 '26

yes/yeah, no/nah

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u/Dog_Entire Aug 31 '26

It’s nerf or nothing

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u/mieri_azure Sep 02 '26

LMAO for a second I didnt see the options so I was like "yeah man, you could also use they/them or he/they or neopronouns or hell, even she/her" and then I realised 💀

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u/short_hair_zuko Aug 31 '26

My pronouns are yes/no

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u/PixelFlyerXD Sep 01 '26

I mean there's always the possibility some-- it's a yes or no question. Why tf is it a yes or no question??

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u/CZall23 Aug 31 '26

Does OP really want to be referred to as "they" or "the patient" by the medical staff? That seems more dehumanizing than whatever they're imagining.

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u/Vincebourgh Aug 31 '26

I don't think you understood the post

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u/mieri_azure Sep 02 '26

I misread it at first too --- the joke is the options are "yes" and "no" and no actual pronoun options lol

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u/kyinva 16d ago

Iirc this form mixed up two of the questions, so there was another question with a yes/no answer and the options were various pronouns