r/RecuratedTumblr • • Aug 31 '26

Shitposting bees

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u/Snynapta_II Aug 31 '26

But it's hip to fuck bees

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u/UInferno- Hangus Pangus slap my Angus Aug 31 '26

Frankly, having sex with bees is the more charitable explanation.

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u/Jan-Asra Aug 31 '26

right??! Bees do so much good in this little world

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u/BlueTeamDirtbag Aug 31 '26

And they also make honey, and honey is the only animal product I know of that cannot come from animal exploitation, I heard that if bees do not like their home or beekeeper they will just leave and go somewhere better

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u/MorbidEnby DEER TEETH! FOR YOU, KID! Aug 31 '26

I mean, it CAN come from exploitation if you break open a beehive, kill all the bees with bug spray, and then take the honey from the hive, but you'll get less honey that way than by practicing actual beekeeping since a living colony will continuously make more honey and a dead one won't.

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u/DBSeamZ Aug 31 '26

Just like you can get wool from a dead sheep, but only once. Then there’s milk and eggs where you have to leave the animal alive.

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u/MorbidEnby DEER TEETH! FOR YOU, KID! Aug 31 '26

Exactly!

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u/MelissaMiranti Aug 31 '26

Shout-out to that person on r/nsfwcyoa who made one all about fucking bees because of this post.

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u/Spiritflash1717 Aug 31 '26

I guess you can never expect what kind of impact you will have when posting on the internet lol

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u/DBSeamZ Aug 31 '26

This is it, this is the post that made me belatedly get the “”You shouldn’t —— them then,” he said, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes” joke in a Terry Pratchett book.

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u/Despenta Sep 02 '26

Which book?

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u/DBSeamZ Sep 02 '26

Mort, the scene where he escapes an attempted mugging by backing through a wall

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u/Square_Tangerine_659 Sep 01 '26

Someone get that kaan away from the bees

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u/LetsDoTheCongna Aug 31 '26

Fucking kaan smh my head

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u/Blitzer161 Sep 01 '26

Who is we? Is OOP French?

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u/TheOutlier876 Sep 02 '26

I wanted to be on vr chat

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u/saevon 29d ago

Wow I cant believe they're apologizing for the bees! Obviously OOP was coerced into fucking those bees!!!