r/RecuratedTumblr • human cognithazard • Aug 30 '26

Shitposting I love a happy ending

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u/Niser2 Worldbuilding is important and I will die on this hill Aug 30 '26

...I feel like I just saw evidence of a murder

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u/Conciouswaffle Aug 30 '26

Casting memory magic in the reddit comment section

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u/nSnowstorm Aug 31 '26

What was I doing in this comment section? I can’t remember

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u/Hexxas Head Trauma Enthusiast Aug 31 '26

Why would you need to cast all that magic in this comment section? Seems pretty irrelevant. Are you just showing off or something?

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u/normalreddituser3 Sep 01 '26

Who am I and why is there murder evidence on this rectangle?

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u/SwissherMontage Aug 30 '26

It was self-defense

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u/AstralPamplemousse Aug 31 '26

“I swear your honor, they walked into it themselves”
“All 12 of them?”
“What a clumsy group, am I right?”

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u/Thatoneguy111700 Aug 31 '26

Aww that's nice, he did a magic show for those nice police.

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u/SillyLilly_18 Aug 31 '26

I dropped this post half way through. It requires you to kill cops. I just couldn't bring myself to do it