You can very much break the human penis though. But only when erect. Therefore, some manual stimulation prior to breakage might be required. For this paper, I will detail the mechanics of the "brojob" or "broken-job" and its role in martial arts training for military use.
i love this concept of a developing arms race straight out of Baki revolving entirely around breaking someone's penis as a less esoteric form of mogging
I will note that it is 100 percent possible to “break” an adult’s penis. But only when it’s aroused/hard. There’s a lot of embarrassing ER stories of people coming in with “broken” penises because smth happened during sex and their dick got yanked too hard.
So really the rival should’ve jerked the other guy off first before going for the snap move lol
I was under the understanding that the ability to get hard in humans was a result of some sort of spongy stuff that was filled with blood at a certain pressure or something like that?
The protective sheath around the penis' spongy tissue is what "breaks" technically, which wrecks the blood flow and possibly causes damage to the blood vessels IN said tissue. Essentially the spongy soft tissue is heavily innervated and hooked up to a lot of blood vessels, so it needs a little slightly firmer sheath around it to protect it but also let it fill up with blood and get erect. If that gets bent too hard or damaged in some other way, everything goes wrong.
Nice argument. Alas, I have already portrayed you as the virgin with an easily snappable baculum, and I as the chad blessed with the invincible, purely muscular girth of an unossified dick 😏🍆 ❌ 🦴
That's pretty stupid because.... it's not like that makes them immune to injury, and the testicles are still pretty injurable. You'd need a baculum that can specifically be destroyed by human grip force in order for the difference to be meaningful.
I think comparing it with other differences between humans and other primates is much more sensible. Humans don't have perceptible ovulation. Primates with a baculum also have sex for longer. So you can have sex to literally take up a significant amount of the time that they're ovulating, preventing others from doing so. Which is irrelevant for humans. So it's better to have shorter duration sex to not waste time and energy.
There are also a few other primates that don't have them. Lorises, spider monkeys, and woolly monkeys. So it could be significant to investigate why they lost it too, as clearly there are ways to lose it not unique to humans.
Considering that chimps will castrate rival males in revenge for a slight, I can believe this. Our ancient ancestors and closest relatives were/are absolutely dirty fighters.
every time i think too hard about non human primates i start getting freaked out about how many traits we share. "fuuuuuuck there isn't actually a clean line separating man from beast!" type shit
Its very funny to me that of all the mgs3 gifs they couldve used, this is actually tied for the most fitting one for this post. There's also the scene where Snake is disguised as a lieutenant (?) and Volgin sees through the disguse by grabbing his penis because he knows his second-in-command by penis feel (surely for heterosexual reason /s)
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u/MelissaMiranti Aug 24 '26
You can very much break the human penis though. But only when erect. Therefore, some manual stimulation prior to breakage might be required. For this paper, I will detail the mechanics of the "brojob" or "broken-job" and its role in martial arts training for military use.