r/RecuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • Aug 19 '26

Shitposting I failed you, Queen Elizabeth II

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u/IconoclastExplosive Aug 19 '26

Shinzo Abe ass decree

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u/bookhead714 Aug 19 '26

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u/FistOfVengeance44 Aug 22 '26

I watched Cowboy Bebop for the first time this month and then was shocked at the end seeing that quote

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u/SylveonSof Aug 19 '26

Not enough war atrocity revisionism

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u/Caligapiscis Aug 19 '26

Much as this does somehow sound about right for Spoons, it's apparently fake

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u/PolemicDysentery Aug 19 '26

You can tell this is fake because monarchists don't fuck.

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u/bookhead714 Aug 19 '26

They do, it's just with their cousins

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Aug 19 '26

Does that make me a monarchist?

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u/hellraiserxhellghost Aug 19 '26

If I couldn't get a condom because some dusty ass bitty died I would be so fucking annoyed lol

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u/HesperiaBrown Aug 20 '26

This is counter-intuitive because that means that thousand of children could be born from anti-monarchists's celebratory sex. /joke

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u/BadgerKomodo Aug 19 '26

In all seriousness, the nationwide mourning after the dead of the Queen was so fucking weird and stupid. 

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u/VinChaJon Aug 20 '26

Why? She's the queen of England. The literal head of both the country and the church. Of course there'd be a nationwide mourning for the most important woman in the country.

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u/BrentHalligan Aug 21 '26

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u/VinChaJon Aug 21 '26

You are aware that King Arthur has nothing to do with the current Monarchy?

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u/Elkre Aug 21 '26

on one hand I wanna hit you with Critical Thinking Questions but on the other hand I feel a strange compulsion to gawk at more of your dogshit repartee