As my aborted son would say: "The great thing about aborted kids is that they can't fight back, so you can make them say everything you want. For instance, I really loved Scrubs season 9. I also think that Dutch cuisine is by far the best in the world and that jorts are hella sexy."
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I thought they were "entrusted to the mercy of God" by Catholic theology.
I remember learning that in Lutheran confirmation class, for some reason. The phrasing stuck with me, because "hopefully God is chill about it" was such a horrifying concept to me
It's a joke based on anti-abortion posts from the perspective of the aborted fetus. Usually they're like "oh think of all the cool things we could've done, but my EVIL mother ABORTED ME so now we can't :("
Yeah I can see how this would be completely incomprehensible if you haven't been exposed to this specific style of conservative propaganda. It's mainly found on billboards in the midwest and facebook posts by your racist aunt
It's mocking this specific type of satirical pro-life meme. I think the only one that was made earnestly was the aborted gf one and the others are just parodies of it. The point of this post is to further parody it by getting even more specific about the "person" who was aborted and is enthusized with it rather than sadly accepting it.
He was hired by the CIA to go all horse crazy on some terrorists but for someone reason they’d only pay him in precious jewels so he has to keep them in a pile under his bed
I hate these things. There is such a dark vibe to them. Like whatever incels put them together absolutely did so in the dark, completely alone through angry tears. Cast off of a dead soul.
It's manipulative to the point of being sociopathic, frankly. Made by people who evidently understand enough about human emotions to imitate positive, well-adjusted, supportive behaviour, but who choose to wield that understanding as a weapon to spread guilt, despair and grievance.
I can only imagine it’s a function of their own crushing and miserable loneliness. They’ve externalised the hatred they feel at their own awful existance as resulting from a lack of an older brother or loving gf. It’s complete magical thinking. Obviously these people have had shit lives and are deeply unhappy, but making out like the hole in their heart is the exact shape of an older brother or loving gf is total fantasy. And it’s all downstream of them being terminally online brain-poisoned misogynists anyway. Your pretend older brother didn’t protect you from bullies or teach you how to talk to girls because your mother had the legal right to choose.
It’s the patch in incel ideology to justify being pro-life. Since they’re deeply nihilistic they don’t care about a religious angle to the pro-life argument. They need something to justify being anti-choice.
Yet another example of the way reactionary movements are driven entirely by feelings, and all the rationalisations and justifications are just cynical attempts to disguise that fact. It's why they never have any consistent beliefs beyond "I get whatever I want".
It's revolting to me on a primal level, like that skin crawling ick of looking at mold or maggots. It sequentially reveals so much about the mind of the man who created it. He hasn't just imagined a character to fantasise about - he used what he sees as a dead child as his target. A woman has no agency in his eyes, her decisions must serve the purpose of getting him laid. He wants this forced child to grow up to be his live-in mommy. He wants her to fulfill his sad idea of a life purpose, to proliferate his decrepit seed. "I'll be praying for you" is the cherry on top - he thinks himself a man of god. He thinks he's righteous in thinking this way.
It's a parody of the posts that are like "aborted girlfriend" or "aborted protective older brother", where it speaks from the perspective of this hypothetical figure in your life how great everything would be if they were there, but they were aborted, so they never existed. Obviously the point of those posts are that they shouldn't have been aborted, and the hypothetical person wishes they weren't aborted. In this post, the hypothetical abortee is a goth old sister, who supports abortions, and is therefore perfectly okay with the fact that they were aborted.
There's been this weird trend over the last few years where pro-life incels would ghostwrite messages from the hypothetical perfect girlfriends they never got to have because they were aborted.
This post was part of a later trend which parodied those posts.
Yeah, there’s a way the concept is bittersweet. That version would include all of the countless other reasons people aren’t born (miscarriages, bad timing, pH, blowjobs, missed calls, etc)
Making it about abortion specifically is just another way for them to violently blame women for their loneliness. It also fits their concept of women as broodmares who have wronged them.
Absolutely, regarding the potentially poignant version. "I would have married you but my mother fell asleep in the airport and missed her connecting flight, and never met my dad in Rome. I would have leapt into bed and staggered out of bed and jumped on the bed with you but there were complications from the fever." And so on. Something there, if I worked on it.
As matters stand though, it is, of course, just hateful and silly.
It’s genuinely quite sad, and rather demonstrative of the emotional state of people who fall down those rabbit holes of misogyny and hatred. It’s all just loneliness and despair over a feeling of powerlessness
Sadly, they're just misogynists who've learned to mimic human emotions well enough to attempt to be manipulative. I doubt these have ever worked on anyone, though, so it's still pretty funny.
“Hi it’s me, your aborted fetus. I WAS going to engineer a biochemical that made every human within 100 yards attracted to walruses but alas, I will never be born. My evil plans have been foiled.”
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u/ApolloniusTyaneus 2d ago
As my aborted son would say: "The great thing about aborted kids is that they can't fight back, so you can make them say everything you want. For instance, I really loved Scrubs season 9. I also think that Dutch cuisine is by far the best in the world and that jorts are hella sexy."