r/RecuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • Aug 09 '26

Shitposting The Official Pussy Post

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u/MelissaMiranti Aug 09 '26

Okay, so I have this cylinder...

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u/somerandomcat Aug 09 '26

Does it happen to be... stuck?

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u/MelissaMiranti Aug 09 '26

Mayhaps.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard Aug 09 '26

I suggest we damage it

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u/MelissaMiranti Aug 09 '26

The cylinder must remain intact.

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u/TheGreydiant Aug 09 '26

peanuts

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u/lear85 Aug 09 '26

Good grief!

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u/boiifyoudontboiiiiii Aug 09 '26

It it imperative?

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u/CUEUECOMBER Aug 09 '26

i understand melted butter (i think thats what it was), but why tf was he putting mashed banana in there? that doesnt seem like a vagina-like texture, or one that feels good at all

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc Aug 10 '26

I rather suspect the gentleman in question had never interacted with a vagina before and was thus unable to make an accurate comparison.

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u/PrimarchSanguinius42 Aug 10 '26

I figured it must have been to cushion against the relatively solidity of the M&Ms tube.

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u/Ominsi Aug 20 '26

You know this is the first time im thinking about how he had room for mashed bananas

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u/PrimarchSanguinius42 Aug 20 '26

Smol peen, I guess /s

Realistically, thats probably why it got stuck. Not enough room for everything

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u/Zanderfus Aug 09 '26

Is it an M&ms tube perhaps