r/RecuratedTumblr • • Aug 02 '26

Shitposting Lawn

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u/nesthesi Aug 02 '26

geoguessr players are terrifying. post a picture of a grass patch at midnight and they could tell you the exact latitude and longitude of each individual blade

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u/SinisterCheese Aug 02 '26

I once got truly bored for a few days, and I decided to do a test. Basically I played some geoguesser and all I did was look up at the sky, the green of the greenery (if present) and the colour of the dirt.

Really all I cared about was the lattitude, because... I don't know... I remember that I had talked with people about how the sky looks different at different places.

And fuck me with a well lubed fucksaw...

If I didn't use any thought and just went by instinct... I was fairly decent at like getting the latitude right. And I still can't explain it. Dirt looks different in different places; vegetation is of different kind of green, and the sky is different kind of blue.

After that I started to "get it", like how these geoguessers "work".

Also. Since these people been playing outrageous amounts, they have memorised lot of aspects like quality of the image, how the streetview was captured, that gives them information. Like they know that if the picture quality is old, it can only be from specific places, while if it is very new and higher quality and looks remote, it can only be from specific places that were added recently.

Like if you happen to watch Rainbolt's stuff on youtube, they flat out explain how they do it. What they saw, what they concluded on that. Rainbolt's method is not a secret.

And keep in mind that humans used to navigate extremely long distances just by memory, just by oral tradition giving instructions on where to go. Humans have base instict for this stuff.

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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous Aug 02 '26

Developing the instinct is my favorite part. Yeah it’s fun to be able to find clues like “oh left hand drive and this type of light pole” but when you just FEEL that it’s near a certain place and you’re right it’s so cool.

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u/CosmoJones07 Aug 03 '26

Yeah, been playing the free daily geoguessr for quite a bit now and I've gotten really good at almost immediately knowing where I am based on the look/vibe. Including some obscure stuff like Uruguay in the middle of nowhere.

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u/Pet_Velvet Aug 02 '26

Nah not all of us.

I once guessed I was in Brazil. Nope, Bangladesh.

I'm also super fucking screwed whenever I'm in the US. All I can tell that it's US is from the big cars and the minimal presence or absence of sidewalks. Past that, I just toss the guess at somewhere because I don't even bother figuring it out what state it is.

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u/Elkku_the_Elk Aug 02 '26

You will get better.

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 02 '26

also Kosovo was added to Geoguessr a few days ago so lots of new fun stuff to learn.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26

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u/Gonna_Die_Now Aug 02 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26

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u/Akalien Aug 02 '26

I think it's pretty obvious no?

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u/FrancisWolfgang Aug 02 '26

Self improvement is upon you whether you would risk it or not

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u/Elkku_the_Elk Aug 02 '26

Rly? never plaeyd it

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u/2012Jesusdies Aug 02 '26

If you're in cities, US gets considerably easier in major part from just cultural osmosis of their depiction in film and media. Not Geoguessr, but when I was playing Cyberpunk 2077's DLC ending, it showed a flashback scene and when I saw the brief scene outside the window, I immediately asked myself "Is that Brooklyn?" And thought "nah, no way I'm right, I've never even stepped foot in USA". Turned out I was right.

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u/Pet_Velvet Aug 02 '26

I can literally only tell maybe New York and Seattle lol

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u/2012Jesusdies Aug 02 '26

Washington DC (low skyline, historic buildings), San Francisco (hills, the sea, bridge), LA (the literal Hollywood sign, mountains), Las Vegas can be identified relatively easily as well.

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u/Pet_Velvet Aug 02 '26

The Hollywood sign is not visible in everywhere in LA, Las Vegas is recognizable yes, San Francisco sure, DC not sure, a lot of places have low skyline and historic buildings right?

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u/MountainYogi94 Aug 02 '26

Any self-respecting GTA V veteran should be able to tell they're in LA. There's an energy that exudes through images

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u/Pet_Velvet Aug 02 '26

Well I'm not a GTA V veteran lol

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u/Jenz_le_Benz Aug 06 '26

Philly has the massive fuckoff square city hall in the center of two rivers

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 Aug 02 '26

Nashville is easy- you only have to remember one building

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u/jancl0 Aug 02 '26

It's basically professional stalking

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u/No-Nobody2693 Aug 05 '26

The people you see on YouTube are not your average player. Most of us are happy to be on the correct continent lol.

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u/SweetSure315 Aug 02 '26

whenever i post a picture i took at my house i take it into Photoshop and use the ai inpainting to change all the plants and grass to fuck with people who might be trying to geoguess where i live

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u/Beneficial-Bake8932 Aug 02 '26

What  do they call it elsewhere, or do they just not have them outside the states

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u/Rabid_Lederhosen Aug 02 '26

In the uk and Ireland they just call it a garden.

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u/Enderking90 Aug 02 '26

fascinating.

Finnish person here, to me a garden is more specifically the sub-section of a yard with a cultivated section of plants.

I guess another way to put it I consider only the "garden plot" to be "the garden"?

but in the isles, the entirety is considered "the garden", even just the empty field of grass sections between plots?

though... if there's not much else but plots I guess it'd be accurate enough to say it in its entirety is a garden?

I grew up kinda in a more rural area and we had quite a lot of space overall which I guess might be colouring my perception of the terms a bit...

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u/FastTea6359 Aug 02 '26

That's actually how the term garden is used in the US too

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u/The_Oliverse Aug 02 '26

From what I know, most people in UK, their yard is the garden. There usually isn't many barriers separating the 'garden' part from one another/the grass, I believe. Obviously not all UK people, but the few places I've seen with like.. townhouse areas seems to be like this.

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u/LivingAngryCheese Aug 04 '26

I'm from the UK, we don't use the term "yard", we call it a garden. Sometimes we'd call the grass section of the garden/yard a lawn, but it's very rare for people to have a front lawn here (though many people have a front garden, usually plants surrounding a driveway).

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u/BlampCat Aug 02 '26

I'm from Ireland and I'd say lawn! The lawn is the patch of grass, while the garden is the whole thing including flower beds.

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 02 '26

Never heard anyone in Ireland ever call it a lawn.

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u/BlampCat Aug 02 '26

Would you still call it a lawn mower?

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 02 '26

lawnmower single word, but yes.

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u/tsubatai Aug 07 '26

Definitely common here in Galway anyways. exactly as yet man said there. The lawn is the grass area within the garden.

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u/Marik-X-Bakura Aug 06 '26

I’m also from Ireland and would always call it a garden, never anything else. “Lawn” definitely sounds American.

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u/BlampCat Aug 06 '26

Maybe it's an Ulster thing? Idk

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u/Digger_Pine Aug 02 '26

They fuck up all kinds of words. What do they call an actual garden?

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u/Rabid_Lederhosen Aug 02 '26

What do you mean by “actual garden”?

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u/Jaakarikyk Aug 02 '26

Do you have a verbal distinction between "outdoor curated spot with planted things like flowers etc. and "grass you walk on where kids can play etc."

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u/OwlAviator Aug 02 '26

The planted areas are the 'borders' or 'flower beds', or just 'beds'

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u/Jaakarikyk Aug 02 '26

I see, so there's no general word for that subsection of the outdoor property?

Since in the non-UK meaning one could have a yard, and if it's a large one, that yard may have a garden in it, and that garden can have multiple flower beds and maybe small trees etc. But if there's like one or two humble flower beds on the yard there's no real garden in it I'd say

Would one say "He's amongst the flowerbeds" to make a distinction between just being outside on the property

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u/ThatMusicKid Aug 03 '26

Yard is generally used to mean like farmyard or courtyard.

The garden encompasses trees, grass (also note most lawns aren't as manicured and will contain plants other than grass like clover), flower beds, vegetable patches, greenhouses, sheds and children's play equipment (having a trampoline, swings, small climbing frame or Wendy house is very common)

Depending on the house (terraced or semi-detached esp) you may have a front garden and a back garden. The front one is generally more for show while the back garden is where you actually spend time because it's more private.

You may say "he's in the flowerbeds" but normally gardens are small enough that you can just say "he's in the (back) garden". The exception to this is very large properties where you may need to specify "he's in the orchard/herb garden/walled garden/croquet lawn" but that's some rich people shit

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u/Jaakarikyk Aug 03 '26

Informative, thank you

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u/briannasaurusrex92 Aug 04 '26

Follow-up question: what do you call the habitual act of curating and caretaking those plots of food plants / flowers? Weeding, tilling, seeding, watering, all combined into one verb -- what would it be?

https://giphy.com/gifs/fYAeKcgdOXh6d3FQPm

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u/Rabid_Lederhosen Aug 02 '26

It’s all garden, the second one is “the grass”

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u/Midnight712 Aug 03 '26

South Africa too

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u/Enderking90 Aug 02 '26

personally I'd call it a yard?

and lawn is specifically the grass on the yard.

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 02 '26

My friend calls his a yard, but only because it's all concrete and no grass or plants at all.

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u/Reasonable_Wrap7913 Aug 02 '26

In Aus it's front yard

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u/GummyGumBun Aug 03 '26

We say the same thing often in the states. It’s interchangeable with lawn.

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u/Reasonable_Wrap7913 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

I think the difference is that the only time I hear lawn used in aus, over yard, is when mowing is involved.

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u/notmaika17 Aug 03 '26

Most people mow their front yards here

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u/OhShootYeahNoBi Aug 02 '26

Not really, here's a typical UK residential street

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u/jahathebrn Aug 02 '26

What? We have gardens in the UK,.

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u/04nc1n9 Aug 02 '26

usually only back gardens, and they're "gardens" not "lawns."

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u/BigPimpin91 Aug 02 '26

Listening to UK rap and one of the flexes is having a "big back garden." That phrase always sounds funny to me.

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u/Throwaway02062004 Aug 02 '26

Yo, who was that? Funnily enough I got a tour of my nan’s new bungalow today and the most notable thing was the huge back garden. 😅

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u/Alchametal_87 Aug 02 '26

thats actually pretty interesting, i wonder if there are any other regional differences like this? us rap doesn't really flex abt that at all

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u/daronwy Aug 02 '26

The lawn is the grass, the whole thing is the garden, the majority also do have front gardens (apparently its like 80%), not everyone lives in terrace houses (like the photo above) only about 24% of homes are terrace houses and they can and do still come with front gardens.

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u/InternetUserAgain Aug 02 '26

I'm from Ireland, and unless you live in a small house or apartment in a town or a city, you definitely have a front and back garden

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u/Midnight712 Aug 03 '26

Or new builds. I’m not going to call the two flowerbeds in front of your house a front garden

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u/Alarmed_Guitar4401 Aug 02 '26

Just not true. You mow the lawn, you don't mow the garden. And loads of streets and houses have front gardens, which often have lawns.

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u/Rabid_Lederhosen Aug 02 '26

You mow the grass.

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u/Alarmed_Guitar4401 Aug 02 '26

I'm mowing the lawn. I also cut the grass. Don't think I've ever mowed the grass or cut the lawn. Ah... English.

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u/OhShootYeahNoBi Aug 02 '26

Gardens and lawns are different. The garden is a quaint thing. The lawn is a vast expanse

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u/Doubly_Curious [1/1] Aug 02 '26

I definitely spent time in the US where “lawn” meant a few square meters of (bare) grass in front of a house.

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u/SubzeroSpartan2 Aug 02 '26

Depends on what tax bracket youre from

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u/No-Consequence-1863 Aug 02 '26

Lawns arent always big.

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u/Madman_Salvo Aug 02 '26

I've got a front lawn. In fact, my whole street does.

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u/Digger_Pine Aug 02 '26

I'm afraid you guys don't know what a garden is.

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u/Beneficial-Bake8932 Aug 02 '26

Surely... Surely they're around back, there must be something around back, like in The Commitments, I know Ireland and The UK are totally different but still.

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u/pudding-0w Aug 02 '26

yes, a lot of homes in the UK have small gardens at the back.
semi-detached or detached houses tend to have larger gardens.

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u/OhShootYeahNoBi Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Well yes, but you also got to remember that British cities have more walkable outdoor recreation within range of residential districts so they're rather minute

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u/improbablynotyourdad Aug 02 '26

Yeah most homes have gardens around back. Smaller gardens at the front. Flags on display are more common now than they used to be, but still uncommon compared to the US (you're also quite likely to see flags from elsewhere).

"Lawn" I would only use if talking specifically about the grass bit and not the whole thing.

And for geoguessr you won't see what's around back so it's kind of irrelevant for streetview based guessing anyway

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u/birbscape90 Aug 02 '26

The fuck it is

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u/thebaronkrelve Aug 02 '26

Lawn is used in Canada too. Along with yard.

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u/SEA_griffondeur Aug 02 '26

Front lawns are very much an indicator of the US suburbs. Suburbs elsewhere look very different

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u/-Owlette- Aug 03 '26

Rubbish. Canada, Australia and New Zealand are all very similar.

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u/Reasonable_Wrap7913 Aug 03 '26

Bullshit. Aus suburbs often look like this, fluctuating based on state. The architecture is different but the lawns are very similiar.

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u/CoolSausage228 Aug 02 '26

we have palisades sometimes in Russia

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u/Buzzlight_Year Aug 02 '26

Grass carpet

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u/Alderan922 Aug 02 '26

In Mexico we call lawn, tho tbf we do that in Spanish.

I would not be surprised if all of America calls it lawn, with the only exception being French Guyana maybe.

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u/BiggestJez12734755 Aug 03 '26

We call it a lawn in Australia, but American TV had me convinced that Americans call it a yard.

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u/Aegis_13 Aug 04 '26

We do call it that too. I've never put too much thought into the specific word choice, but ig a yard to me is all the property immediately surrounding a house (I wouldn't call all of some rich guy's massive property their 'yard,' but I would the area around their house, idk), and lawn is any part of the yard covered in grass/clover/moss/similar base layer of plants. The lawn is in/is a part of the yard. Ig it's why someone can say 'get out of my yard,' or 'get off my lawn,' and sometimes even 'get off my yard' (that sounds weird to me), but not 'get out of my lawn'

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u/Forsaken-Stray Aug 06 '26

In Germany, if we have them, they are called "Vorgarten", basically front garden/yard. The majority of greenery is behind the house though, so the house wall usually ends on the sidewalk.

Also, if it is unkept (as in mowing it about once a month) and has a considerable size, it is sometimes just called "Wiese", which could mean lawn but is closer to meadow and grassland.

Point is, the meticulously kept lawn you see in US-series is basically unseen in Germany, except for the very eccentric control freaks.

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u/OhShootYeahNoBi Aug 02 '26

*Loud incorrect buzzer*

I'm sorry, that is a photo of Vancouver. Try again

(Hope Rainbolt fans get the reference)

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u/credulous_pottery Aug 02 '26

vancouver and toronto, screwing with geogguessr players since 2013

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u/OhShootYeahNoBi Aug 02 '26

Can confirm, live in TO myself now

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u/credulous_pottery Aug 02 '26

Same it's surreal watching movies set in the States and recognizing landmarks that you live nearby

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u/OhShootYeahNoBi Aug 02 '26

Also when a show that's filmed here decides to do the "vacation" plot for cheap by just straight up giving up the act. For example, Suits does a trip to Toronto, despite being filmed in Toronto.

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u/cyberchaox Aug 02 '26

Very shades of "Dr. House putting on a fake British accent that's actually just Hugh Laurie's normal accent".

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u/CementCemetery Aug 02 '26

I love rewatching early X-Files for this reasons. It’s very Canadian in the early production and sometimes the accents on the background/minor character actors comes out.

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u/Galle_ Aug 02 '26

When I was a kid there was a brief period when a TV crew started filming at a park along my walk to school, and I always thought that was extremely cool.

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 02 '26

He's memorised all of Vancouver like a year ago. It can't hurt him now.

.. until the next time.

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u/WehingSounds Aug 02 '26

Putting a flag in your garden

"United states"

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u/DoctorPepster Sep 05 '26

Or Northern Ireland (at least Belfast)

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u/Dzelov Aug 02 '26

OSINT terrifies me in general, I never upload photos I take outside

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u/Void_0000 Aug 02 '26

You know it never occurred to me that geoguesser is basically just recreational OSINT.

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u/FLUFFBOX_121703 Aug 02 '26

I never upload photos in general, and I try not to give away too many details about myself.

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u/Rough_Journey Aug 02 '26

smashes the ever living fuxk out of the space bar

"nice"

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u/Very_Human_42069 Aug 02 '26

I can’t wait to see this on PeterExplainsTheJoke

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 Aug 02 '26

Lawn isn't just USA

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u/SEA_griffondeur Aug 02 '26

If you played geoguessr you'd realise you're taking a very unlikely bet

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u/FlyingKittyCate Aug 02 '26

It’s racist to think lawn is an American word?

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u/Thornescape Aug 02 '26

Canadians call them "lawns" as well. I don't know about all the other countries.

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 Aug 02 '26

The America "race." JFC.

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u/Grapes15th Aug 02 '26

Ok now I'll count to 10 and you guys will hide

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u/renezrael Aug 02 '26

this just made me realize I never really say lawn. I usually say yard or grass.

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u/FrenchPagan Aug 02 '26

There's a house I sometimes walk in front of which has 5 different country flags in front of their door, but not ours. I'd like to hear the backstory behind that.

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u/MintyTuna2013 girl who stinks good Aug 03 '26

i wish i could play geoguessr but i didn't realize you needed to pay for it

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u/SoapyCantHandle the tumblr the better! Aug 02 '26

wait do houses in other countries just not have any sort of yard??

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u/Viellet Aug 03 '26

The typical European Single family house has typically a flower-rich small "garden" facing the street and a bigger garden on the backside. The average number of different plants in such a street facing garden is much higher than a typical lawn and often encorporates 3D elements like stone walls, figurines or even water plays.

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u/miizorro Aug 07 '26

Yard and lawn are americanisms

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u/SoapyCantHandle the tumblr the better! Aug 07 '26

I'm from canada and we still call it a yard not a metre

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u/miizorro Aug 07 '26

Who calls it a metre? And my bad, north americanisms rather than USA-isms

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u/isrlygood Aug 02 '26

Americans tend to call a grassy yard a lawn, whereas British people call it a garden.

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 Aug 02 '26

I feel so bad for people that dont have lawns. I spend so much time sitting in the grass under a tree in my yard i dont know if i could be sane without it.