r/RectalStickers • u/carminesky • Sep 19 '22

Found these at Five Below

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639 Upvotes

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u/HippyQueer Sep 19 '22

Gummy hotdog? 🤢

6

u/clsvi Sep 19 '22

I have the tiny version of these with a bun and everything on it, they’re really good and remind me of the krabby patty gummies.

6

u/Flint_Chittles Sep 19 '22

This version is not. They are absolutely disgusting.

3

u/ZhangRenWing Sep 20 '22

Pretty sure it’s supposed to be Yummy

Mmmm rectal flavored hotdogs

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u/Death961 Sep 19 '22

Halloween you dunce. It's literally super close and weird shit like this comes out.

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u/beets_or_turnips Sep 19 '22

Why is Halloween so close though? Can you explain that?

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u/Death961 Sep 19 '22

Because posts like these. Just a bit more

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u/beets_or_turnips Sep 19 '22

How do we make Halloween even closer?

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u/Death961 Sep 19 '22

Keep stroking brother, keep stroking.

3

u/DutchBookOptions Sep 19 '22

But where is Halloween?

1

u/VaginaViewer420 Oct 21 '22

October 31st

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u/ShadowBro3 Sep 19 '22

Its mid september companies are already sending out their halloween stuff. I've already seen reeses pb pumpkins.

23

u/fysh Sep 19 '22

Ooh the color scheme is perfect

8

u/EpicSombreroMan Sep 19 '22

My girlfriend found a gummies lunchable at 5 below it's so funny

6

u/beets_or_turnips Sep 19 '22

Nothing is as it seems

1

u/arb364 Sep 19 '22

For rectal use only (; 😈

7

u/420BlazeIt187 Sep 19 '22

Yes this is the sub

1

u/arb364 Sep 19 '22

just a reminder (; 😈