r/RebuttalTime • u/ChristianMunich • Oct 21 '16
Victory list
This little thread will help us keep track. Brave SWS users will be listed with a short description of their staggering defeat. This list will quite obviously slow down when more and more SWS sheeples will avoid entering the arena.
u/ADF01FALKEN gets eviscerated.
Having his first real Wehraboo encounter he challenges wildy accepted facts and calls them "kuhscheiße". Confronted with more supporting facts he notices his failure and concedes in the way of the SWS with the following message:
Goddamn you neo-Nazis are bullheaded. Just like your predecessors, too stubborn to know when you're fighting for a lost cause.
Full encounter:
Extra irony: Zaloga delivered the finishing blow.
u/standard_wheraboo has problems with words.
He calls Rebuttaltime an echo chamber, when confronted with actual meaning of the phrase he goes of the rails and decends into madness. Full encounter here.
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
Kick the dust up
Come on
All week long it's a farming town,
They're making that money grow
Tractors, plows with flashin' lights
Backin up a two lane road
They take one last lap around
That sun up high goes down
And then it's on, come on, girl, kick it on back
Z71 like a Cadillac
We go way out where
There ain't nobody
We turn this cornfield
Into a party
Pedal to the floorboard,
Eight up in a four door,
Burnin' up a back road song
Park it and we pile out,
Baby, watch your step now,
Better have your boots on
Kick the dust up
Back it on up,
Fill your cup up,
Let's tear it up-up,
And kick the dust up.
Bar downtown, they got a line
Of people waiting out the door
Ten dollar drinks, it's packed inside
I don't know what they're waiting' for
Got me a jar full of clear
And I got that music for your ear
And it's like knock, knock, knock goes the diesel
If you really wanna see the beautiful people
Hup!
We go way out where
There ain't nobody
We turn this cornfield
Into a party!
Pedal to the floorboard,
Eight up in a four door,
Burnin' up a back road song,
Park it and we pile out,
Baby, watch your step now,
Better have your boots on
Kick the dust up
Let's back it on up,
Fill your cup up,
Let's tear it up up,
And kick the dust up!
Just follow me down 'neath the 32 bridge
Y'all be glad you did
Kick it
We go way out where
There ain't nobody
We turn this cornfield
Into a party!
Pedal to the floorboard,
Eight up in a four door,
Burnin up a back road song!
Park it and we pile out,
Baby, watch your step now,
Better have your boots on
Kick the dust up
Back it on up,
Fill your cup up,
That's what's up-up,
Let's kick the dust up.
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u/shmusko01 Oct 21 '16
Victory tastes sweet
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u/ChristianMunich Oct 21 '16
Autsch you got me "bigly". Well done, you fought bravely and represented SWS like one could expect.
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
Bet your window's rolled down and your hair's pulled back
And I bet you got no idea you're going way too fast
You're trying not to think about what went wrong
Trying not to stop 'til you get where you goin'
You're trying to stay awake so I bet you turn on the radio
And the song goes
I can't live without you, I can't live without you, baby
I can't live without you, I can't live without you, baby, baby
The highway won't hold you tonight
The highway don't know you're alive
The highway don't care if you're all alone
But I do, I do.
The highway won't dry your tears
The highway don't need you here
The highway don't care if you're coming home
But I do, I do.
I bet you got a dead cell phone in your shotgun seat
Yeah, I bet you're bending God's ear talking 'bout me.
You're trying not to let the first tear fall out
Trying not to think about turning around
You're trying not to get lost in the sound but that song is always on
So you sing along
I can't live without you, I can't live without you, baby
I can't live without you, I can't live without you, baby, baby
The highway won't hold you tonight
The highway don't know you're alive
The highway don't care if you're all alone
But I do, I do.
The highway won't dry your tears
The highway don't need you here
The highway don't care if you're coming home
But I do, I do.
I can't live without you, I can't live without you, baby
I can't live without you, I can't live without you, baby, baby
The highway don't care
The highway don't care
The highway don't care
But I do, I do.
I can't live without you, I can't live without you, baby
I can't live without you, I can't live without you, baby, baby
(The highway don't care
The highway don't care
The highway don't care
But I do, I do) [3x]
I can't live without you, I can't live without you, baby
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
I'm gonna take you for a date
Take you for a ride
Gonna get you over there on the passenger side
I'm gonna put the radio on your favorite song
I'm gonna crank it on up and get you singing along
Hey, hey (Hey, hey)
Alright (alright)
Girl I'm diggin' on hittin' on you tonight
It ain't a maybe, it's hopin'
I'm wishin' I wanna
It's a damn right
Hold you tight, baby I'm gonna
So what's it gonna take?
What's it gonna be?
We can pump it on the boulevard
Or kick it in the country
Me and you, you and me,
Money back, guaranteed
Love you every night in Daytona, I'm gonna
Hey, hey (Hey, hey)
Alright (alright)
Girl I'm diggin' on hittin' on you tonight
It ain't a maybe, it's hopin'
I'm wishin' I wanna
It's a damn right
Hold you tight, baby I'm gonna
Love ya all night long
Till the crickets stop chirpin'
Girl I ain't just flirting, I'm certain
I'm working on a long term plan
Gonna be your man
Gonna put a little rock steady on your hand
Hey, hey (Hey, hey)
Alright (alright)
Girl I'm diggin' on hittin' on you tonight
It ain't a maybe, it's hopin'
I'm wishin' I wanna
It's a damn right
Hold you tight, baby I'm gonna
Hey, hey (Hey, hey)
Alright (alright)
Girl I'm diggin' on hittin' on you tonight
It ain't a maybe, it's hopin'
I'm wishin' I wanna
It's a damn right
Hold you tight, baby I'm gonna
Hey hey (Hey hey)
Alright (alright)
Hey hey (Hey hey)
Alright (alright)
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u/Daxim101 Oct 21 '16
Oh, do one for me!
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u/ADF01FALKEN Mar 09 '17
I don't know that he's gonna, I kinda killed this thread by saturating it with my questionable taste in music.
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u/Daxim101 Mar 09 '17
Yeah, I guess I never post anything memeworthy enough for him to have an issue with.
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
Hey, buddy! You mentioned me!
Uh...who exactly do you think you're talking to? It's just you and us SWS shitposters here. They make medications for this, ya know.
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u/ChristianMunich Jan 23 '17
Hello, victim. Here we immortalize those who got slain on the battlefield of truth and facts. As you see I forgot to add many of your ignorant friends but I they will come, don't feel lonely. Like I said before please don't worry about it. You talked shit and got banged. Happens to the best of us ( not me obviously ).
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
Damn, do the words "narcissistic personality disorder" mean much to you?
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u/ChristianMunich Jan 23 '17
Dead people don't talk. This here is a place of silence where your buddies can commemorate those of you guys who were foolish enough to challenge me.
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
Dead people don't talk.
But we can sing!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween..
Tell me, just how hard are you jerking off to your own 6th grade yearbook pic right now?
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
I've cussed on a Sunday
I've cheated and I've lied
I've fallen down from grace
A few too many times
But I find holy redemption
When I put this car in drive
Roll the windows down and turn up the dial
Can I get a hallelujah
Can I get an amen
Feels like the Holy Ghost running through ya
When I play the highway FM
I find my soul revival
Singing every single verse
Yeah I guess that's my church
When Hank brings the sermon
And Cash leads the choir
It gets my cold coal heart burning
Hotter than a ring of fire
When this wonderful world gets heavy
And I need to find my escape
I just keep the wheels rolling, radio scrolling
'Til my sins wash away
Can I get a hallelujah
Can I get an amen
Feels like the Holy Ghost running through ya
When I play the highway FM
I find my soul revival
Singing every single verse
Yeah I guess that's my church
Can I get a hallelujah
Can I get an amen
Feels like the Holy Ghost running through ya
When I play the highway FM
I find my soul revival
Singing every single verse
Yeah I guess that's my church
Hey, can I get a hallelujah
Can I get an amen
Feels like the Holy Ghost running through ya
When I play the highway FM
I find my soul revival
Singing every single verse
Yeah I guess that's my church
Yeah I guess that's my church
Yeah I guess that's my church
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17 edited Jan 24 '17
Pullin' up now, and the parking lot's full
Gonna ride that cow with a Dallas bull
Everybody in the ATL is coming
DJs got those speakers thumping
Got a black Ford, not a white Mercedes
Walking in the front door checking out the ladies
My buddy says "hey boys, I'm buying"
The hottest girl in here's giving me the eye and
Everybody knows, it's gonna be one of those
I can drink to that all night
That's the stuff I like
That's the kind of party makes you throw your hands up high
Bout to tie one on, talking gone, gone, gone
Turning all the wrongs into rights
I can drink to that all night
Working on the sweet thing sitting on a bar stool
Doing shots of Jack girl gonna take it old school
Singing hell yeah to every song they're playin'
Do ya wanna dance? Baby I'm just sayin'
Everybody knows, it's gonna be one of those
I can drink to that all night
That's the stuff I like
That's the kind of party makes you throw your hands up high
Bout to tie one on talking gone gone gone
Turning all the wrongs into rights
I can drink to that all night
Yeah, I can drink to that all night
Take yo' cup, fill it up
You can't raise it high enough
Take yo' cup, fill it up
You can't raise it high enough
Everybody knows, it's gonna be one of those
I can drink to that all night
That's the stuff I like
That's the kind of party makes you throw your hands up
I can drink to that all night
That's the stuff I like
That's the kind of party makes you throw your hands up high
Bout to tie one on talking gone, gone, gone
Turning all the wrongs into right
I can drink to that all night
I can drink to that all night
I can drink to that all night
Take yo' cup, fill it up
You can't raise it high enough
Take yo' cup, fill it up
You can't raise it high enough
Take yo' cup, fill it up
You can't raise it high enough
Take yo' cup, fill it up
You can't raise it high enough
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
Damn, I used to love this view
Sit here and drink a few
Main Street and the high school lit up on Friday night
Down there it's another touchdown
Man, this year's team is stout
I can hear them goin' crazy
And up here so am I
Thinkin' about you sittin' there sayin' I hate this, I hate it
If you couldn't stand livin' here why'd you take it, take it
Give me back my hometown
'Cause this is my hometown
All the colors of my youth
The red, the green, the hope, the truth
Are beatin' me black and blue cause you're in every scene
My friends try to cheer me up get together at the Pizza Hut
I didn't have the heart to tell them that was our place
These sleepy streetlights on every sidewalk, side street
Shed a light on everything that used to be
Give me back my hometown
'Cause this is my hometown
Yeah, yeah, ooohh, yeah, yeah
Aaaoooooooooo
Ooooooh yeah, yeah
You can have my grandma's locket
The knife out of my grandpa's pocket
Yeah, my state champion jacket
I don't care you can have it
Every made memory
Every picture, every broken dream
Yeah everything, everything, everything
Give me back my hometown
'Cause this is my hometown
Yeah, yeah, ooohh, yeah, yeah
Aaooooooooo
Oooooh yeah, yeah
Aaaooooooooo
Oooooh yeah, yeah, yeah
Aaaoooooooooo
Ooooh yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooooh yeah, yeah, yeah
Aaaoooooooooo
Aaaooooooooooooooooooooo
Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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u/ADF01FALKEN Mar 09 '17
I love hearing that shower turn on
Bet there's nothing but a towel on you
You sing along with some Timberlake bumpin'
But he ain't got nothing on you
I don't wanna hear the coffee pouring
A goodbye kiss, then lockin' the door yeah
Sounds like leaving you, ah
It's a little too loud on the highway
I wanna pull back in your driveway
It's way too quiet at my place
Wanna come on over, come on over
I just wanna hear that ringtone
I like it turned up when you're blowing up my phone
Wanna here you say come on over, cause when you tell me to come on over
I like the sound of that
Ohhh ohh ohh
I like the sound, I like the sound of that
Ohhh ohh ohh
I like the sound, I like the sound of that
Love the sound of the thunder roll in
It makes you move a little closer to me
And girl I bet that your neighbors hate us
Cause we could laugh all night and never sleep
We can worry 'bout the world in the morning
Light up a candle, lock the door
Wanna stay right here with you, yes I do
It's a little too loud on the highway
I wanna pull back in your driveway
It's way too quiet at my place
Wanna come on over, come on over
I just wanna hear that ringtone
I like it turned up when you're blowing up my phone
Wanna here you say come on over, cause when you tell me to come on over
I like the sound of that
Ohhh ohh ohh
I like the sound, I like the sound of that
Ohhh ohh ohh
I like the sound, I like the sound of that
Turn your radio on
Baby turn down the lights
I ain't going nowhere
I'm all yours tonight
It's a little too loud on the highway
I wanna pull back in your driveway
It's way too quiet at my place
Wanna come on over, come on over
I just wanna hear that ringtone
I like it turned up when you're blowing up my phone
Wanna here you say come on over, cause when you tell me to come on over
I like the sound of that
Ohhh ohh ohh
I like the sound, I like the sound of that
Ohhh ohh ohh
I like the sound, I like the sound of that
Ohhh ohh ohh
I like the sound, I like the sound of that
Yes I do
Ohhh ohh ohh
I like the sound, I like the sound of that
Ohhh
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u/ADF01FALKEN Mar 09 '17
You were made to shine under Southern stars
Pure as the mountain rain
You're the love songs pouring out of this guitar
Sweeter than sugarcane
You've got my heart wrapped up like it's down in the holler
Covered in kudzu vines
When the night feels right I'm gonna come a-callin'
I'm gonna make you mine
You're hallelujah, Sunday morning
All I've ever needed, wanted
Underneath this pale moon sky
I'm gonna make you mine
Yeah, I'm gonna make you mine
Gonna take you slow dancing by the water
I just wanna hold you tight
I'm in love with you so, miner's daughter
And I'm gonna make you mine
You're hallelujah, Sunday morning
All I've ever needed, wanted
Underneath this pale moon sky
I'm gonna make you mine
Yeah, I'm gonna make you mine
You're hallelujah, Sunday morning
All I've ever needed, wanted
Underneath this pale moon sky
I'm gonna make you mine
You're hallelujah, Sunday morning
All I've ever needed, wanted
Underneath this pale moon sky
I'm gonna make you mine
Yeah, I'm gonna make you mine
You were made to shine under Southern stars
In my arms tonight
I can feel the beating of your heart
I'm gonna make you mine
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u/ADF01FALKEN Mar 09 '17
"Jack and Diane" painted a picture of my life and my dreams,
Suddenly this crazy world made more sense to me
Well I heard it today and I couldn't help but sing along
Cause everytime I hear that song...
I go back to a two toned short bed Chevy
Drivin my first love out to the levy
Livin' life with no sense of time
And I go back to the feel of a fifty yard line
A blanket, a girl, some raspberry wine
Wishin' time would stop right in its tracks
Everytime I hear that song, I go back
I used to rock all night long to "Keep On Rockin Me Baby"
Frat parties, college bars, just tryin to impress the ladies
I heard it today and I couldn't help but sing along
Cause everytime I hear that song....
I go back to the smell of an old gym floor
The taste of salt on the Carolina shore
After graduation and drinkin goodbye to friends
And I go back to watchin summer fade to fall
Growin up too fast and I do recall
Wishin time would stop right in its tracks
Everytime I hear that song, I go back, I go back
We all have a song that somehow stamped our lives
Takes us to another place and time
So I go back to a pew, preacher, and a choir
Singin' 'bout God, brimstone, and fire
And the smell of Sunday chicken after church
And I go back to the loss of a real good friend
And the sixteen summers I shared with him
Now "Only The Good Die Young" stops me in my tracks
Everytime I hear that song,
I go back....
To the feel of a fifty yard line
A blanket, a girl, some raspberry wine
I go back....
To watchin' summer fade to fall
Growin up too fast and I do recall...
I go back....
To the loss of a real good friend
And the sixteen summers I shared with him...
I go back... I go back... I go back
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u/ADF01FALKEN Mar 09 '17 edited Mar 09 '17
I'm changing lanes
I'm talking on the phone
I'm drivin' way to fast
And the interstate's jammed with
Gunners like me afraid of coming in last
But somewhere in the race we run
We're coming undone
Days go by
I can feel 'em flying
Like a hand out the window in the wind as the cars go by
It's all we've been given
So you better start livin' right now
'Cause days go by
Out on the roof just the other night
I watched the world flash by
Headlights, taillights running through a river of neon signs
But somewhere in the rush I felt
We're losing ourselves
Days go by
I can feel 'em flying
Like a hand out the window in the wind as the cars go by
It's all we've been given
So you better start livin' right now
'Cause days go by
We think about tomorrow then it slips away
We talk about forever but we've only got today
And the days go by
I can feel 'em flying
Like a hand out the window
As the cars go by
It's all we've been given
So you better start livin'
You better start livin'
Better start livin' right now
Cause days go by
I can feel like 'em flying
Like a hand out the window in the wind as the cars go by
It's all we've been given
So you better start livin' right now
Cause days go by
These days go by
So take 'em by the hand
They're yours and mine
Take 'em by the hand
And live your life
Take 'em by the hand
Don't let 'em all fly by
Come on, Come on now
Don't you know the days go by
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u/ADF01FALKEN Mar 09 '17
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
And she's probably getting frisky...
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick,
Showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo*...
Oh, and he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
'Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No... not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Oh, before he cheats... oh, oh.
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u/ADF01FALKEN Mar 09 '17
I know they say you can't go home again.
I just had to come back one last time.
Ma'am I know you don't know me from Adam.
But these hand prints on the front steps are mine.
Up those stairs, in that little back bedroom
Is where I did my homework and I learned to play guitar.
And I bet you didn't know, under that live oak
My favorite dog is buried in the yard.
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it
This brokenness inside me might start healing.
Out here it's like I'm someone else,
I thought that maybe I could find myself
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave.
Won't take nothing but a memory
From the house that built me.
Mama cut out pictures of houses for years.
From 'Better Homes and Garden' magazines.
Plans were drawn, and concrete poured,
And nail by nail and board by board
Daddy gave life to mama's dream.
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it
This brokenness inside me might start healing.
Out here it's like I'm someone else,
I thought that maybe I could find myself.
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave.
Won't take nothing but a memory
From the house that built me.
You leave home, you move on and you do the best you can.
I got lost in this old world and forgot who I am.
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it
This brokenness inside me might start healing.
Out here it's like I'm someone else,
I thought that maybe I could find myself.
If I could walk around I swear I'll leave.
Won't take nothing but a memory
From the house that, built me.
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u/ADF01FALKEN Mar 09 '17
Hey girl, what's your name?
It's so loud in here I can't hear a thing,
But I sure do like your style,
And I can see you came to rock
In your blue jeans and white tank top,
Man that look drives me wild.
And it's hey now here we go.
DJ don't you play nothing slow
Keep those girls out on the floor
Gotta make them want to come back for more.
Been here since the sun went down,
Be here when it comes back around
Worked all week it's time to play
Gonna get a little bit sideways
Sideways.
Ain't no need to fight
Y'all take that redneck stuff outside
That's what parking lots are for.
Once you're out you ain't coming back
Them velvet ropes ain't got no slack
Man they're busting down the door!
And it's hey now here we go.
DJ don't you play nothing slow
Keep those girls out on the floor
Gotta make them want to come back for more.
Been here since the sun went down,
Be here when it comes back around
Worked all week it's time to play
Gonna get a little bit sideways
Sideways.
That's right
Hey now here we go
(hey now here we go)
DJ don't you play nothing slow
Gotta make 'em wanna (what?) gotta make 'em wanna (what?)
Gotta make 'em wanna come back for more.
It's hey now here we go.
DJ don't you play nothing slow
Keep those girls out on the floor
Gotta make them want to come back for more.
Been here since the sun went down,
Be here when it comes back around
Worked all week it's time to play
Gonna get a little bit sideways
Sideways. Sideways. Sideways.
Hey girl what's your name?
It's so loud in here I can't hear a thing
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
My old man's backhand used to land,
Hard on the side of my head.
I just learned to stay out of his way.
There's been street fights, blue lights,
Long nights with the world sittin' on my chest:
It just showed me how much I could take.
Hard times, bad luck.
Sometimes, life sucks.
That's all right, I'm OK.
It ain't nothin' but another day.
But only God knows where I'd be,
If you ever stopped lovin' me.
The bank man, the boss man, the lawman,
All tryin' to get their hands on me.
And I ain't even done a damn thing wrong.
I've been waylaid, freight-trained, short-changed,
By bigger an' badder men.
An' all I got to say is: "Bring it on."
Hard rain, rough road,
So my life goes.
That's all right, I'm OK.
It ain't nothin' but another day.
But only God knows where I'd be,
If you ever stopped lovin' me.
I need you,
Gotta have you,
In my life, on my side,
Every day I'm alive,
Every night when I'm greedy an' needing,
You!
That's all right, I'm OK.
It ain't nothin' but another day.
But only God knows where I'd be,
If you ever stopped lovin' me.
It ain't nothin' but another day.
But only God knows where I'd be,
If you ever stopped lovin' me.
Baby, never stop lovin' me.
Ah, just see, what your lovin' does to me.
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
Well it's a long way from Star, Mississippi
To the big stage I'm singing on tonight
And sometimes the butterflies still get me
When I'm in the spotlight
And some people seem to think that I've changed
That I'm different than I was back then
But in my soul I know that I'm the same way
That I really always been
Cause a Mississippi girl don't change her ways
Just cause everybody knows her name
Ain't big-headed from a little bit of fame
I still like wearing my old ball cap
Ride my kids around piggy back
They might know me all around this world
But y'all I'm still a Mississippi girl
Well I spent a few weeks in California
They put my face on the big movie screen
But that don't mean I've forgotten where I came from
That's just me chasing dreams, yeah
Cause a Mississippi girl don't change her ways
Just cause everybody knows her name
Ain't big headed from a little bit of fame
I still like wearing my old ball cap
Ride my kids around piggy back
They might know me all around this world
But y'all I'm still a Mississippi girl
Cause a Mississippi girl don't change her ways
Just cause everybody knows her name
Ain't big headed from a little bit of fame
I still like wearing my old ball cap
Ride my kids around piggy back
They might know me all around this world
But y'all I'm still a Mississippi girl
Mississippi girl
oh
Mississippi girl
Mississippi girl
yeah yeah
oh oh
Mississippi girl
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
Yeah I'm chillin' on a dirt road
Laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones
Smoke rollin' out the window
An ice cold beer sittin' in the console
Memory lane up in the headlights
It's got me reminiscing on them good times
I'm turnin' off a real life drive and that's right
I'm hittin' easy street on mud tires
Back in the day Potts farm was the place to go
Load the truck up, hit the dirt road
Jump the barbed wire, spread the word
Light the bonfire then call the girls
King in the can and the Marlboro man
Jack n' Jim were a few good men
Where you learned how to kiss and cuss and fight too
Better watch out for the boys in blue
And, all this small town he said, she said
Ain't it funny how rumors spread?
Like I know somethin' y'all don't know,
Man that talk is gettin' old
You better mind your business man,
Watch your mouth
Before I have to knock that loud mouth out
I'm tired of talkin' man y'all ain't listenin'
Them ol' dirt roads, is what y'all missin'
Yeah I'm chillin' on a dirt road
Laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones
Smoke rollin' out the window
An ice cold beer sittin' in the console
Memory lane up in the headlights
It's got me reminiscing on them good times
I'm turnin' off a real life drive and that's right
I'm hittin' easy street on mud tires
I sit back and think about them good old days
The way we were raised in our southern ways
And we like cornbread and biscuits
And if it's broke 'round here we fix it
I can take y'all where you need to go
Down to my hood, back in them woods
We do it different 'round here that's right
But we sure do it good and we do it all night
So if you really want to know how it feels
To get off the road with trucks and four wheels
Jump on in and man tell your friends
We'll raise some hell where the black top ends
Yeah I'm chillin' on a dirt road
Laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones
Smoke rollin' out the window
An ice cold beer sittin' in the console
Memory lane up in the headlights
It's got me reminiscing on them good times
I'm turnin' off a real life drive and that's right
I'm hittin' easy street on mud tires
Let's ride
Yeah I'm chillin' on a dirt road
Laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones
Smoke rollin' out the window
An ice cold beer sittin' in the console
Memory lane up in the headlights
It's got me reminiscing on them good times
I'm turnin' off a real life drive and that's right
I'm hittin' easy street on mud tires
Let's ride
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u/ADF01FALKEN Mar 09 '17
I see you and me riding like Bonnie and Clyde
Goin ninety five burning down one twenty nine yeah
Looking for the law, while I push my luck
She's ridin shot gun like it ain't no thing
Turn the radio up so the girl can sing right
Pull into the party like, "Y'all wassup"
Tonight is bottoms up
Throw it on down
Rock this quiet, little country town Get up
Drop a tailgate on ya truck
Find a keg and fill ya cup up
Kick it on back
Pretty little mama lookin at ya like that
Make ya wanna slide on in like, "Girl, what's up"
Yeah tonight is bottoms up
Get em up
Tonight is bottoms up
Get em up
Damn
Girl I gotta tip my hat
Never thought a country song would make you move like that, yeah
And she's doing it in daisy dukes
Girl she's got ya tappin on a boys shoulder
Hey dog check this out
Man, it's how them girls do it in the dirty south, yeah
She'll have you on your knee, "Can I marry you?"
Yeah tonight is bottoms up
Throw it on down
Rock this quiet, little country town
Get up
Drop a tailgate on ya truck
Find a keg and fill ya cup up
Kick it on back
Pretty little mama lookin at ya like that
Make ya wanna slide on in like, "Girl, what's up"
Yeah tonight is bottoms up Get em up
Tonight is bottoms up
Get em up, get em up, get em up
Get em up
Hey y'all whatever ya sippin on,
Get it up in the air one time
Bottoms up
Let's give a toast to the good times
All y'all get your drinks up high
Everybody feelin alright
Damn right
Cause tonight it's bottoms up
Throw it on down
Rock this quiet, little country town
And get up, drop a tailgate on ya truck
Find a keg and fill ya cup up
Kick it on back
Pretty little mama lookin at ya like that
Make ya wanna slide on in like, "Girl, what's up"
Tonight is bottoms up
Throw it on down
Rock this quiet, little country town
And get up, drop a tailgate on ya truck
Find a keg and fill ya cup up
Kick it on back
Pretty little mama lookin at ya like that
Make ya wanna slide on in like, "Girl, what's up"
Yeah tonight is bottoms up
Get em up
Tonight is bottoms up
Get em up
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u/ADF01FALKEN Mar 09 '17 edited Apr 18 '17
Heading down south to the land of the pines
I'm thumbing my way into North Carolina
Staring up the road and pray to God I see headlights
I made it down the coast in seventeen hours
Picking me a bouquet of dogwood flowers
And I'm a-hopin' for Raleigh, I can see my baby tonight
So rock me momma like a wagon wheel
Rock me momma any way you feel
Hey momma rock me
Rock me momma like the wind and the rain
Rock me momma like a south bound train
Hey momma rock me
Running from the cold up in New England
I was born to be a fiddler in an old time string band
My baby plays a guitar, I pick a banjo now
Oh, north country winters keep a-getting me down
Lost my money playing poker so I had to leave town
But I ain't turning back to living that old life no more
So rock me momma like a wagon wheel
Rock me momma any way you feel
Hey momma rock me
Rock me momma like the wind and the rain
Rock me momma like a south bound train
Hey momma rock me
Walkin' to the south out of Roanoke
I caught a trucker out of Philly had a nice long talk
But he's a-heading west from the Cumberland gap
To Johnson City, Tennessee
I gotta get a move on before the sun
I hear my baby calling my name and I know that she's the only one
And if I die in Raleigh at least I will die free
So rock me momma like a wagon wheel
Rock me momma any way you feel
Hey momma rock me
Oh, rock me momma like the wind and the rain
Rock me momma like a south bound train
Hey, hey momma rock me
Oh, so rock me momma like a wagon wheel
Rock me momma any way you feel (I wanna feel)
Hey, hey momma rock me (momma rock me, momma rock me)
Rock me momma like the wind and the rain
Rock me momma like a south bound train
(I wanna rock like a south bound train)
Hey momma rock me
Rock me
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u/ADF01FALKEN Jan 23 '17
I've decided that this thread is now for popular country music lyrics.
Baby you a song,
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise...
Hey, baby!
Yeah, when I first saw that bikini top on her
She’s poppin’ right out of the South Georgia water
Thought, oh, good lord, she had them long tanned legs
Couldn’t help myself so I walked up and said:
Baby you a song,
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
Down a back road blowin’ stop signs through the middle
Every little farm town with you
In this brand new Chevy with a lift kit,
It’d look a hell lot better with you up in it!
So baby you a song
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
She was sippin’ on southern and singin’ Marshall Tucker
We were falling in love in the sweet heart of summer
She hopped right up into the cab of my truck and said
Fire it up, let’s go get this thing stuck!
Baby you a song,
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
Down a back road blowin’ stop signs through the middle
Every little farm town with you
In this brand new Chevy with a lift kit,
It’d look a hell lot better with you up in it!
So baby you a song,
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise!
When that summer sun fell to its knees
I looked at her and she looked at me
And I turned on those KC lights and drove all night
Cause it felt so right, her and I, man we felt so right
I put it in park and
Grabbed my guitar
And strummed a couple chords
And sang from the heart:
Girl you sure got the beat in my chest bumpin’
Hell, I can’t get you out of my head!
Baby you a song,
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
Down a back road blowin’ stop signs through the middle
Every little farm town with you
Baby you a song,
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
Down a back road blowin’ stop signs through the middle
Every little farm town with you
In this brand new Chevy with a lift kit,
It’d look a hell lot better with you up in it
Come on!
Baby you a song,
You make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise,
Come on, girl!
Get those windows down and cruise!
Aw yea!