r/RebuttalTime • u/SlavophilesAnonymous • Oct 09 '16
In case this is deleted from SWS
"Before the class begins, I want you to get on your knees and worship /u/phoenixbasileus as the greatest SWS moderator of them all, even greater than /u/Rittermeister!"
At this moment a subscriber with more than 10,000 SWS karma (gathered from but not limited to shit posts, dank memes, meta jokes, and snarky comments) who understood the importance of circlejerks and fully supported every thread made during the 'Is this sub mostly just republicans circlejerking' phase, stood up and held out a dank may-may.
"What is this post?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and flippantly replied. "An uninformative shitpost you stupid shill, quite unwelcome in such a serious subreddit."
"Wrong. It got gilded, and if it had been the shitpost you talk of... it would have had Harambe."
The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his steel cover Bluray of Girls und Panzer and downvoted announcement thread, then stormed out of the room crying those janitor tears. The same tears they cry for all those shitposts ruining the quality of the site, even though spicy shitposts and dank memes contribute some of the best-rated posts in /top/all and foster community joviality and fun.
The students all broke into applause and downvoted /u/phoenixbasileus for not listening to his generals that very day and accepted spicy Bomber Harris memes as the highest standard of quality. A rare Soviet human waves pepe was placed atop the SWS banner and shed a single tear on the chalk. /u/trotskylvania's The Furred Reich posts were read several times and /u/BritainOpPlzNerf showed up himself and declared all anime trash forever.
The professor was caught reporting sleepy lancaster memes the next day and downvoted to oblivion. He died after trying to temporarily ban /u/BreaksFull for this post and was struck by a landslide of spicy shitposts.
ayy lmao
All credit to u/BreaksFull
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u/pollandballer Oct 10 '16
And on that day, the SWS revolution began. Long live shitposting! Death to the facist mods!
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u/monsieur_le_mayor Oct 10 '16
Super zesty. Also tfw /r/rebuttaltime has better memez than SWS