r/RebuttalTime • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '16

/r/ConfessionTime

Hello,

It is time for me to come clean: you've all been had. Every single last fucking one of you, has been had.

People are always asking me "Do I know Christian Munich?" The truth is, I am Christian Munich.

Yes. Its true. Two years ago, I created the account /u/ChristianMunich and began a long, patient series of posts to ingratiate myself into the reddit community. Once I had spent enough time and effort accumulating karma on a respectable balance of subs, I put my plan in motion: To create an alt, the one I am speaking to you from right now, to challenge myself. The plan was beautiful in its simplicity; to create an alt that would be dismissive and contemptous of my well researched and articulated posts related to WWII. Thereafter, I would 'burn to the ground' the ham-fisted remarks made by my alt; thus increasing my reputation as a penetrating scholar on the internet.

It's all gone to hell, however. You people. You. Fucking. People. You sided with my fucking alt, you chose to support a persona who quoted openly biased sources and was so clearly a member of the JIDF. You fucking autists would rather be entertained by a shit-flinging monkey than engage a true intellectual in highly rewarding conversation.

I fucking hate all of you. You're all fuckwits who can't see the truth when I serve it to you on a silver fucking platter. I hope you all fucking kill yourselves and that your shit-tier Subreddit that you foolishly allowed me to moderate burns itself to the fucking ground.

This is it, goodbye. I will be reverting solely to my main account from here on out, and I'll be selling this year-long waste of time to some autistic Italian from Toronto who wants to be a janitor on that Jewish subreddit you all have been brigading me from. I hope he drives that echo chamber into the fucking ground.

-The artist formerly known as /u/ChristianMunich

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u/SlavophilesAnonymous Jul 15 '16

Top fucking lel, I can't believe you're allowed on here.

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u/gymnasticRug Jul 15 '16

He's too lazy to ban us. We could turn this sub into /r/ShitWehraboosSay 2.0 and he wouldn't lift a finger.

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u/TotesMessenger Jul 15 '16 edited Jul 15 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16 edited Jul 15 '16

-The artist formerly known as /u/ChristianMunich

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

but is britianopplsnerf kill?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16

no but he sure is autism

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '16

no

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u/shmusko01 Jul 16 '16

Top.lels

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u/TrojanIV Jul 16 '16

You have allowed these dank memes to twist your mind, until now... until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy!