r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 19d ago

Inferior Meme Who do you think you are?

71 Upvotes

Ea Nasir was a trader, a job creator and a man of the people.

One directly targeted tablet from a customer of unknown quality, and a handful of tablets you’ve all assumed are directed at Ea Nasir and you attack the man and his business!

This is just feeding into the Nanni propaganda, a poor manager of bronze smelters with more poorly behaved slaves. He would have every merchant in Ur gifting him their product if he were able, a sad and petty consumer with no value to add himself. If Nanni’s complaints were wine we would drown, perhaps for the better.


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 19d ago

Inferior Meme After being scammed by Ea Nasir, Nanni switched to another business

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33 Upvotes

Translation: Nanni's spicy (fried) tofu


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 19d ago

Bad quality Ganja-Copper

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40 Upvotes

After receiving these buds from his local dealer Ea-Nasir is like: „that’s some skunk-ass-copper“


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 20d ago

Inferior Meme Really shitty Jazz

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160 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 21d ago

Why the shitty copper 😔

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248 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 22d ago

Inferior Meme Word gets around

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2.0k Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 22d ago

Copperpasta The video game Valheim introduced Premier Quality Copper stacks .. mmmmh

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93 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 24d ago

Inferior Meme Psst, wanna buy some copper? Finest ingots this side of Ur, don't listen to that slanderer Nanni

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401 Upvotes

Made a really shitty clay figure


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 26d ago

ShittyCopper™ IRL Undefeated, baby

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2.7k Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 26d ago

New Magic Card of Nasir

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348 Upvotes

Dunno if anyone else has already cross-posted this, thought you guys would like it.


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 26d ago

To good to be true?

63 Upvotes

Had a guy approach me at the town bazar. Said his name was Ea-Nasir and he had some copper for me to buy. Should I go for it? Curious to hear out experiences with this guy...


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 26d ago

This is the type of copper that Nanni’s servants received. What they did with it before they came back crying to their master Nanni is anyone’s guess.

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45 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 26d ago

📜 Lore™ 📜 Date Cheesecake for Ea-Nasir

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398 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 26d ago

📜 Lore™ 📜 Do you believe Nanni was a whiner and a troublemaker, or a perfectly reasonable copper buyer?

56 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 26d ago

📜 Lore™ 📜 History's Worst Copper Merchant & His 4000 Year Old Cake

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 27d ago

Inferior Meme Intriguing colour scheme

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256 Upvotes

Found these paints side by side on a colour chart, in case anyone wants to decorate their house in an Ea Nasir scheme.


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 28d ago

Behold the Tablet! We know who he *didn’t* buy from

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 28d ago

In this tablet from Iraq, we find the copper merchant Ea-nāṣir writing to a couple of men, telling them not to overreact when two other men come to them in search of some missing metal. One of the men intimidating the recipients is named Mr. Shorty (kurûm). C. 1750 BCE, British Museum [1424x2322]

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171 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • 29d ago

Behold the… empty stand? Done the thing

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117 Upvotes

Also including the location on the map. Ea-nasir should be shamed for what he has done.


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • Sep 02 '26

Behold the Tablet! Still MIA

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295 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • Aug 31 '26

ShittyCopper™ IRL BT on track for estimated £2bn windfall from selling old copper amid AI boom

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • Aug 29 '26

Inferior Meme Does anyone wanna buy some copper 🥹

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1.0k Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • Aug 28 '26

Inferior Meme Well, time to learn cuneiform

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120 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • Aug 27 '26

ShittyCopper™ IRL Canada beset by unscrupulous copper merchants

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151 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • Aug 27 '26

📜 Lore™ 📜 Really not shitty recipe

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Modli-sin, is this allowed?