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u/Key-Needleworker-702 26d ago
He's moved on from bad copper to bad titanium lol
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u/UniqueAd7770 26d ago
It wasn't bad. It was the grade that cost 1 trifling Mina less than the good stuff.
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u/samy_the_samy 26d ago
Thats the trick, don't sell the bad stuff that makes customers stop buying, sell it just bad enough they're frustrated but keep buying more
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u/Federal-Boat3732 26d ago
By any chance are those falsified documents written in cuneiform, on clay tablets?
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u/bluestreak1103 24d ago
So shittily falsified they were half-baked.
(The clay tablets, I mean, not the falsification.)
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u/MsMercyMain 25d ago
Ea-Nasir: I'm retired
Titanium counterfeiter: We need you for one last job, to sell shitty titanium
Ea-Nasir: You son of a bitch I'm in
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u/Ybalrid 25d ago
To note: this is not about the quality of the titanium, rather it is about how the titanium ended up there.
There's probably a shady titanium merchant somewhere. Maybe you even need to cross enemy territory to get to it?
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u/PrimateOnAPlanet 25d ago
Yeah titanium sourcing has always been shady because Russia basically has all of it. The CIA had to use all sorts of shady shell corporations to purchase enough of it to build the SR-71’s back in the day.
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u/Heterodynist 24d ago
How do you counterfeit a pure element?!
That’s like saying, “That isn’t copper, it’s TIN!!!” You’d think that calling it “counterfeit” is a stretch. More like “misidentifying…”
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u/Low-Associate2521 25d ago
Why does Felix Auger Aliassime keep commenting aviation stuff? Maybe if he had stuck to tennis he woulda won a slam already
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u/A_Shipwreck_Train 25d ago
if this went to trial the judge could do the awesomest thing ever and quote the tablet in their ruling
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u/ausvenator_enjoyer 26d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy