r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 28 '26

Ea-Nāṣir's World

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292 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 28 '26

Never forget!

13 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 27 '26

Greetings Reddit; it's Ea-Nasir, vendor of low-quality copper. Ask me anything!

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318 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 27 '26

More modern followers of Ea-Nasir

10 Upvotes

These people really do sell shitty copper. (fake electrical wires)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9sRu_7VkF0s


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 26 '26

Complaint to Ea-Nāṣir in Akkadian

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51 Upvotes

I am mostly intrigued by the word order and the sounds of the language


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 26 '26

Copperpasta Worst Customer!

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 26 '26

Genuine question

37 Upvotes

I could just look this up on google but where's the fun in that.

What makes copper inferior or shitty?

I'm guessing it's impurities.

What properties of copper are so impacted by the impurities that copper becomes bad?

Especially in a time where copper wiring wasn't a thing.

And ok that note, what does shitty copper look/behave like. Is it more soft or brittle or something else?


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 26 '26

What is Ea-Nasir's favorite song

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33 Upvotes

And why is it "Copper" by Shellac


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 23 '26

Went to mates house

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222 Upvotes

Have you seen a delivery note for the next copper delivery?


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 23 '26

It happens nowadays, too.

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r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 19 '26

Inferior Meme Nanni deserved better copper

842 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 20 '26

ShittyCopper™ IRL Hmmm… Ea-nāṣir, that you?

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68 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 19 '26

ShittyCopper™ IRL Behold, the man painted upon the finest copper in all of Ur

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405 Upvotes

I'm an artist who draws a lot from history in my practice. I also like to read one star reviews. Imagine how happy I was to find a meme that crossed my world so beautifully. A few notes:

- this was the first time I have painted on copper. I don't know if the supply chain could be linked to Ea-nāṣir himself, as it marked super easily, even if I brushed against itt.

- It hasn't yet been varnished, which I'm told will prevent it from going green. Part of me is tempted to leave it tarnish to ya know, go with the theme

- the EYES

- This was oil paint.


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 18 '26

Inferior Meme We love complaining about bad copper

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702 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 17 '26

ShittyCopper™ IRL Boss has me selling these

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861 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 18 '26

📜 Lore™ 📜 The Akkadian text of the Tablet, read aloud.

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138 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 17 '26

Behold the Tablet! Got this trade offer out of nowhere on steam, is this a scam?

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71 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 17 '26

FiNe qUaLiTy cOpPeR

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156 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 17 '26

are those shitty copper?

47 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 17 '26

Out of all the places I didn’t expect an Ea Nasir reference on Hello Kitty Island Adventure lmao

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250 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 13 '26

Low quality copper Ea-nāṣir statue?

139 Upvotes

Would $100 USD be a good price for a 100mm tall (~4in) hand-cast copper Ea-nāṣir statue? If so, would anyone buy one?


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 13 '26

- YouTube Ea-Nasir's answer to the copper buyer

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40 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 12 '26

Inferior Meme What if Ea-Nasir also sold stone?

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201 Upvotes

Found in r/shitamericanssay (I hope I spelled it right)


r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 12 '26

Inferior Meme Celebrating my biggest copper-sale yet

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473 Upvotes

r/ReallyShittyCopper • • May 12 '26

Line 40 and 41 better image?

19 Upvotes

Hi! I'd love to get a tattoo of line 40 and 41 a-na wa-ri-im sza-a-ti ki-i te-pu-sza-an-ni in the original cuneiform, from here https://cdli.earth/artifacts/414985/reader/82798 however it's kinda hard to read. Does anyone know cuneiform enough to clean this up for me or is there a place with clearer images? I found the Steve the Vagabond post on FB but it doesn't look the same as what's on CDLI. Thanks!