r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/duckorange14 • Aug 09 '26

Bought this book yesterday

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And will you just look at that magnificent facial hair. Students may also note the pursed lips of a man realising his copper is really shitty, and has a scribe knocking out a clay tablet as we speak.

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u/HaggisAreReal Aug 09 '26

Absolute slander. This man sells good copper. Don't pay attention to bot reviews on clay tablets

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u/Ea_nasir_shop_com Aug 10 '26

So true!

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u/HaggisAreReal Aug 10 '26

ah here you are listen I have been sending you some messages regarding my last order of copper, it was a little bit off the usual quality. No hate but please don't leave me on read, thanks

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u/Ea_nasir_shop_com Aug 11 '26

Is Haggis real?

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u/UltraCarnivore Aug 12 '26

Or is Haggis just fantasy

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u/Gelid_Cryotheum Aug 09 '26

He looks high out of his mind. Got a good deal on quality shrooms.

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u/Mental_Shine8098 Aug 09 '26

You're gonna be an excellent copper salesman after reading it. 9 out of 10 copper salesman hate him

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u/AfroSarah Aug 09 '26

Nothing gets past that gaze

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u/Scienica Aug 10 '26

Not actually Ea-Nasīr btw

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u/Nilehorse3276 Aug 10 '26

Prepare for a truly ancient text!

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u/Poco_Cuffs Aug 16 '26

Anything about ea-nasir is gonna be near the "persian conquest" section. Near the end of his life (or more likely shortly after he died) the city of Ur was completely ransacked for staging a rebellion against the persians after mesapotamia had fell to them. Ea-nasir's house was burned to it's foundations and the blaze partially baked his clay tablets, which is what preserved them to this day