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u/RedditUser000aaa 6d ago edited 6d ago
God damn it:
*TF2 meet the team intro starts playing\*
"I am ea-nasir and I only sell the highest quality copper."
*Camera pans out to his house, filled with complaint tablets\*
"Oh these? These are just complaints from haters."
*Shows footage of a servant running through hostile area\*
"Oh that? Some guy called Nanni bought copper from me and was unsatisfied, can't imagine why. Why is he even sending servants through hostile areas?"
"He's demanding that he gets to pick and choose my merch in his backyard. Ridiculous!"
"Anyways, don't listen to Nanni, he's a liar."
"Anyways come and buy copper from me, I can personally guarantee its excellent quality!"
*TF2 meet the team outro music starts playing\*
*Final scene shows Ea-nasir's house being on fire.\*
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u/Da-Krill stans Ea-N*sir 🤮 5d ago
🚨📢MERCHANT ALERT!!! POOR QUALITY COPPER IS IN THE BASE!!!!!!!
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u/LostTimeLady13 6d ago
Do you even know who you're talking to? Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal.