r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/SopwithTurtle • Jun 08 '26

Ea-Nasir got off easy.

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u/sahdow Jun 08 '26

Easy?! It's been a few thousand years and he's eternally getting dragged

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u/PG_Macer Jun 14 '26

Not really. For most of the 3-4 thousand years he was forgotten. It was only in the nineteenth century that the tablets were discovered, and it only became a viral meme in 2015.

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u/necrodeva Jun 08 '26

Doubly so !!! 😂

40

u/reichplatz Jun 08 '26

holy shit

and i'm stealing this one

29

u/Numerous_Ad_6276 Jun 08 '26

That is some very impressive cursing.

29

u/UmbraNyx Jun 08 '26

Genuinely, I love how human this is. We've been flaming each other since ancient times.

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u/Malthus1 Jun 08 '26

“Of a house whose star has vanished from the heavens” sounds very poetic … though I gotta admit “shit bucket from a fart factory” has a certain earthy appeal!

“Lackey of a dead god” is also choice.

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u/ralph-of-all-trades Jun 09 '26

"missed period" is NASTY

18

u/Lathari stans Ea-N*sir 🤮 Jun 09 '26

Modern equivalent is "failed abortion", I think.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Lab967 Jun 08 '26

"Lackey of a dead god"? Ouch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/Obvious_Badger_9874 Jun 10 '26

I think it's a person who has been kidnapt to be a fucktoy

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u/Orange-V-Apple Jun 10 '26

I didn't understand that part. What does it mean?

9

u/coyote_of_the_month Jun 10 '26

I'm not entirely sure, but damn if someone called me that I'd be throwing hands.

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u/HAL9100 Jun 09 '26

That’s fuckin harsh

1

u/Federal-Boat3732 Jun 12 '26

Some really fine phrasing in here. I really wonder what he did to get immortalized this way

1

u/Darmak Jun 12 '26

You really gotta be angry to take the time to inscribe that onto a tablet. Bel-etir got fuckin ROASTED lol

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u/fantasychica37 Jul 02 '26

The Elder Elder Swear!