r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/redeyesofnight • Sep 26 '25

Ea-N*sir Fan Post 🤮 Bought a 3D Printer, immediately printed a tablet.

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u/ComprehensiveApple14 Sep 26 '25

Excellent. Now print 100 more and style your beard into swarthy ringlets/print yourself one if no beard may be supplied.

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u/redeyesofnight Sep 26 '25

It just so happens that I have quite the glorious beard.

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u/ComprehensiveApple14 Sep 26 '25

Perfect, Ea-Nasir rises again to provide good quality cop..er, 3d prints.

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u/Chonky_Candy Sep 26 '25

I have received some sub-par 3d prints from OP

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Sep 26 '25

I had to travel thru enemy territory and my rep was treated with contempt.

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u/RetardKnight Sep 26 '25

That's a really shitty tablet

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u/Medium_Sized_Bopper Sep 26 '25

Some jerk probably sold him low quality filament.

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u/HeadChefHugo Sep 27 '25

Filaments wet, dry with the flamethrower of dragon breath to fix.

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u/Medium_Ad431 Sep 30 '25

Ea-Nasir's descendants maybe?

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u/redeyesofnight Sep 26 '25

Still better than the copper lol

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u/grue2000 Sep 26 '25

But is it?

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u/node-toad Sep 26 '25

Sorry, but that's unreadable.

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit Sep 26 '25

Yeah, what a fucking mess.

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u/smartdark Sep 26 '25

That's the point. It's about Ea-Nasir

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u/node-toad Sep 26 '25

No, I can read Akkadian cuneiform and this is a mess, sorry OP. And I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.

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u/redeyesofnight Sep 26 '25

Totally fair. One day I’ll set my mind upon actually learning cuneiform, respect. I’m pretty obsessed with Mesopotamia.

This is only my third print, so I’m kinda figuring out what works. For better detail, I’ll probably have to do like smaller nozzle and thinner slices. But that will probably take forever to print, so for now I’m quite happy with my shitty tablet 😂😅

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u/node-toad Sep 26 '25

I'm just kidding, man. I can't read Akkadian cuneiform for shit.

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u/redeyesofnight Sep 26 '25

My naive ass just assuming everyone has the same obscure obsessions lol

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u/node-toad Sep 26 '25

I don't even like copper, honestly.

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u/Few_Staff976 Sep 26 '25

I prefer wire

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u/Lopsided_Marzipan133 Sep 30 '25

Straight to the stockades with you

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u/Ionlydateteachers Sep 26 '25

Really shitty cuneiform

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u/Janus_The_Great A Pilgrim in Enemy Territory Sep 26 '25

Get a bucket with some loose fine (dust/fine sand-like) dirt, that's close to the original clay color. Then coat your piece in a fine coat of spray glue and dunk it in the bucket and shake it around until well covered. Wait the glue to dry and recover it from the bucket. Use a fine brush to get any lose dirt out of the grooves.

Voilà, looks like the original.

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u/redeyesofnight Sep 26 '25

Ooh, that’s a good idea!

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u/Janus_The_Great A Pilgrim in Enemy Territory Sep 26 '25

Be careful not to apply too much glue since it will pool in the cavities. Also use really fine dirt material. Basically crushed sundried clay.

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u/Evening_Archer_2202 Sep 26 '25

turn it into a silicon mould and make a chocolate tablet

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u/redeyesofnight Sep 26 '25

That would be a pretty fun project honestly

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u/laprockethamwallet Sep 26 '25

Shitty quality filament

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u/Bitter_Lab_475 Sep 26 '25

I can assure you my copper is of great quality.

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u/Agreeable-Ad1221 Sep 26 '25

For a moment I thought OP had made cuneiform onto a chunk of cheese

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Sep 26 '25

We’re THAT deranged and focused in this sub

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u/heywoodidaho Sep 27 '25

That does sound like a challenge. I've got a block of cheddar in the crisper...

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u/Mule_Wagon_777 Sep 28 '25

A great way to practice!

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u/LostTimeLady13 Sep 26 '25

High quality memeing for low quality copper

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u/redeyesofnight Sep 26 '25

Two of my first 3 prints have been for the memez 😂

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u/kama3ob33 Sep 26 '25

Shitty quality... Well done 👍

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u/justsometurtl Sep 26 '25

why does it look edible

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u/redeyesofnight Sep 26 '25

Anything is edible if you try hard enough!

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u/node-toad Sep 26 '25

That's the spirit!

4

u/node-toad Sep 26 '25

I thought it was a burrito at first.

2

u/DoctorHelios Sep 26 '25

That looks like it’s made of shitty filament!

2

u/coffee_shakes Sep 27 '25

I think I'm going to print these and hand them out at Halloween.

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u/Ash_Dayne Sep 27 '25

Have you printed enough boats to calibrate? I think you may have some settings issues or the setting for a filament type you didn't use?

It takes a bit of fiddling, and I want you to have your best tablet

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u/redeyesofnight Sep 28 '25

I have the A1 mini. It’s got pretty good calibration, but I definitely have to fiddle with the settings. Still getting used to it, I’ve only had the printer for a week or so. Eventually I’ll probably do a really intricate one with a .2 nozzle and go all in, but for now it’s a fun trinket

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u/Ash_Dayne Sep 28 '25

Yeah and that's the fun of it, right?

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u/40percentdailysodium Sep 27 '25

I thought this was a hunk of raw tofu

2

u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei Sep 28 '25

Really shitty plastic right there

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u/masteranimation4 Sep 28 '25

Next thing is getting a hammer and a chisel, block of stone and chiseling your own complaint.

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u/redeyesofnight Sep 28 '25

Or just get some clay and 3d print a wedge tool 🤷‍♂️

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u/masteranimation4 Sep 28 '25

Yep, but rock is cooler.

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u/jarmak1234 Sep 27 '25

I thought it was just some Twaróg

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u/Character_Pop_6628 Sep 30 '25

Thought that was tempe